Battle of the Video Game Heros
Season 2, Episode 15
By Ian Pugh
 
Cast:
Mario, Luigi, Cranky, Ian, Diddy, Peach, Mallow and Toad.

Not pictured:
Captain K. Rool, and other K. Rools.
 
*SIIIIIGGGHHHHHHH*

Nooooooooooooo.

Uuuuurrrrrgggghhhh.

  *MOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAANNNN*

Yes, Full House, again. Just who do you think you are, anyway, beating me up like that in Ep 13?

Important!

Sternly looks at  and  magically disappears.

C'mon, Ian. You're beating a dead horse.

I dunno....

(Characters start mutating)  
  Naaaaaaahhhhhh. You're right, Peach. But I invite the other authors to do this!

Everyone turns back into normal, except , who's in splitting mode

(Running Around) (Mono) Ooooo Heee heee (Stereo) heee....

Uh-Oh.

Now you've done it.

Mallow can't turn back!
(Stereo) Ubba ubba ubba (Mono) Ubba BOOOOO!!

It's turned him into an insane freak!

Amidst the confusion, Ian and I have discovered an extremely stupid, ridiculuously plot-heavy discovery.

Yes! With thorough examination, we've concluded a weak point in the time-space continuum. Right here. (Points into the air)

If smacked hard enough by a flailing individual, it could cause cataclysm!

Oooh. Mr. Fancy Schmancy Scientist! What are the chances of that happening?

comes flailing into the scene, trips, and the weak point is ripped

You never, NEVER say "What are the chances of that happening" in a story like this!

Positively,  is back to normal

I--I'm okay. Really.

Nimrod! You just caused a rip in the time-space continuum that can destroy the earth with an evil and cataclysmic display, which is result of an ultimate paradox!!
No duh.

Sudddenly, King K. Rool, Kaptain K. Rool, and Baron K. Roolenstein hop out of the rip, all stepping on

OOMPH! OOCCH! AYEEE....  

KING K. ROOL: Eh? Where am I? This doesn't look like Gangplank Galleon!

KAPTAIN K. ROOL: Arr... leave me be. I have Donkey Kong and I ain't lett'n 'im go for you landlubbers.

BARON K. ROOLENSTEIN: My creation will not go unnoticed... Nya ha ha...

and : JUST AS WE FEARED!

K. Rool has appeared in his three forms throughout time!

What'll we do?

K. ROOLS: What do we have here? Mario? Luigi? Cranky? Muahahaha!

King K. Rool knocks  out with his crown, and Kaptain K. Rool knocks out  with a cannonball

What'll we do?? (To ) Help us! You're the big hero!

Ooooooooooggggg..... (He Faints)

Or so he says.

(Watch Beeps) Crud! Not now! I gotta leave!

Nooooooo! At least help us in some way!
A Fire Flower for Peach, a Cape Feather for Toad.

Great! But... we need more help!

Use this communicator to get more hero help!

K. Roolenstein comes over, crushes the communicator and drags  away

Dang. (Starts to disappear) Dang! Gotta go, boys and girls!

disappears.
KING K. ROOL: Heh heh heh heh heh heh.....

KAPTAIN K. ROOL: Ar har har har har har....

BARON K. ROOLENSTEIN: Nya ha ha ha ha ha...

ALL K. ROOLS: Here we come!

becomes Caped Toad (), and becomes Fiery Peach ()


and : Come and get us!