Battle of the Video Game Heros
Season 2, Episode 14
By Siddiqui
 


Top Row:
Mario, Luigi, Cranky, Polly, Guido, Speedy, Francine, Big Cheese, and Bad Bird.
Middle Row:
Peach, Fred, Moltar, Space Ghost, Jaws, Brak, Banjo, Cow King, and Bowser.
Bottom Row:
Funky, Kirby, Mallow, Falco, Dash Rendar.
Not shown:
Tanzut, Lokar, and Black Widow
 
(humming Christmas carols)
Cranky I'm trying to oh never mind! Happy Holidays for those who celebrate it!  The author doesn't but the BOTVGH's do!
Great Fox:  Guys come quick! There's a signal coming on the communicator!
(Communicator): There's a shipment for Echo Base come in Echo Base!! 
Transmitting clearence code now....
Great Fox:  Unknown code coming into computer systems.....
  Who's that?
???:  Who is this?  Oh no, mom packed the wrong space map!  Is this ::gasp:: Kongo Bongo?
  Who are you?
???:  My name is Dash Rendar.  I took the wrong way to my destination.  Can my droid and I camp out here for the day?
  (goes into BOTVGH encyclopedia in the Great Fox's computer) Let me see... name Dash Rendar... Yup you have a game, Shadows Of The Empire come in!
Thank you!!!
(looks at the Outrider) We need something like that we could really deliver pizzas on time!!
No need for ol' cannon gun!
Oh yeah!
You know I was starting to like that thing!
A  falls on 
???:Fwh ha ha!!!!
No that wasn't me!!
Everybody points to the author.
Author: No it wasn't me this time it was a freind of mine actually all the authors!!
Is there something we don't know?
Author:A lot!
By the way don't do Full House Time on us!!!
Author:Naah don't worry only Ian can do it.
What's Full house time?
Ian please make the next episode!  See who you can make him into!
Yeah!
 takes out his blaster
Whoa hello!
Author: Stop that!  It's about time someone else get's torchered.  Anyways I'll tell you where to go to find him.
Where?
Author: Just fly up in the clouds, you can't miss em'!
 goes into his Outrider with his droid, the Star Fox team goes into their Airwings, stays in the Great Fox as usual,  takes the wing cap,  takes the Racoon suit from SMB3,  and  take a ride with ,  goes in his clown craft, the Samurai Pizza Cats get shot out of the cannon after hours arguing about going in the Outrider, and finally everyone else decides to get shot out of the cannon!
finally they come to a cloud
What is this place?  I haven't been on my job lately i'm forgetting all my super hero skills!
pulls out his blaster
Everyone looks at him.
 Never leave home without it!
So hungry!!
Ahhh!
Too chewy! (spits him out)
Suddenly  comes.  Apparently shot out of a cannon.
Fa-red!!!! Faaaaaaaareeed!!!!
Perfecto!
swallows .
mmmmmmmm!! hickup! hickup! Faaaaaarrreeeed!!!! Faaaareeedddd!!!!
Oh brother!
???: Silence!!!!
Who are you?
???:I'am the cow king paid by Martin and his band of authors!  The authors tell me to put a cow on you and I always do it. I always send one brave soldier of my army!!
Uhhh.. Forgot to ask.  Who was that big huge cow that squished a number of people one or two episodes ago?
General Cowamov!
Can we go now?
I want to fight someone who ever wants to just say!
The cloud spreads with silence... then a cricket breaks in
  Me!
Okay!
falls on him from 78 storys!!
 Duh... Gimme Gimme never bets please and thank you are best gets...  Choo Choo!!! (falls down)
Uhbububububububububububububububububub!
A  falls on !
Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!!!!!!!  I love this job!
Suddenly the sound of someone getting shot out of the gun/canon breaks into  amusement.

Who dares make a sound when i'am talking!
drops a  on everyone of the BOTVGH's in any BOTVGH episode!
That includes me right?
Another  falls on 
Where did our millitary intelligence break down?
Hey big Cheese I'm glad to see you!  Hey who said you could use our cannon?
I didn't come from the cannon, he did (points to, oh no, !)
(smiles) I challenge you Cow King!
Okay cows set up the stadium!!!
(meanwhile back at 's cabin)
Hello everyone, forget us? 
Don't worry operation destroy BOTVGH and turn into BOTSGHAV is still in progress!
???: Get your tickets, get your tickets to the Banana Slammers fight of the century... Cow King versus Jaws!  Get your tickets!!!
Eight tickets please!
Ticket person: Thank you for the money see you there!
What are you doing?  We need time for our operation!
Black Widow: Hey everyone needs to relax!
Everbody except :YEAH!!!!!
(back at the cloud)
Anouncer: Thank you for meeting us at the banana slammers todays match is against the Cow King and Jaws!!
come on let's go!
Referee: Wait!! You have to wear the banana flip before you can fight!
Author:
Pause!!!
(To the audience) The banana flip is a special kind of hair that's really long.  In case you don't watch the Donkey Kong t.v show, you won't know so i'll point out various things through the eps I make. For those who do watch it, sit down and enjoy!
(everything is still)
................................... Author: Oh yeah UNPAUSE!
Okay!!
(smiles)
Referee: start!
Stupid miget! ( jumps on  ten times!)
(smiles and chomps 's butt!)
(meanwhile in the stands)
Lokar: Oh this is quality entertainment!
Tanzut: Didn't someone say that before?
What, you're here?
Hey, you're not video game characters!
Noooo... after all those long hours of hacking into BOTVGH we're exiled!
Bye! Bye!
All of the Space Ghost characters dissapear!
meanwhile back at the fight!
Owww! Hey bout' some entertainment for the young ones ref!
Referee Turns on Jumbotron and sets channel to Cartoon Planet
I knew we shouldn't have gone there!  Now my operation is ruined, And it's all your fault!!
Black Widow: It wasn't my fault it was Tanzut's fault!
Tanzut:My fault???
(off of Jumbotron)
Whoa! The Space Ghost's are not like usual don't you say?
I'll say! (watch beeps) Oh man, great timing!
A  falls on .
(snicker)