Battle of the Video Game Heros
Season 2, Episode 11
By Ian Pugh
 
Cast: 
Mario, Luigi, Cranky, Ian, Mallow, Bowser and Jaws.
 
Ahhh. I feel like something fresh. New.
What? I blow up? Again?
I've done it, but I know it's new to you. Full House Time!
Oh no.
What?
(Stereo) You'll get (Mono) to hate it as (Stereo) soon as it happens to you, (Mono) Luigi. (Stereo) I know I did.
Hmm?
Ugh. I can feel it happening again!!
Wazzat?
Luigi! Get your smelly, dirty boots off my clean rug!
is scared and backs into 
Watch the hair, man! 
And watch out for my twinly physique. Physiques.
Ha ha! Oh, man! Look at you guys! 
And we're missing a "Joey", Luigi!
No, no... that's okay...
I insist!
Ooooh. I feel.... funny! Literally! I think I'll go out and make senior citizens laugh. Bye.
Pick up some Elvis CDs on the way!
Well. That was an interesting few seconds.
Everything is back to normal
And what's with this cow? (Lifts Cow up)
UUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH....
Moooooo.
Ooooooookaaaaayyyy. (Drops )
I think we should introduce a new character.
No!
No!
No!
Yes! (All look at him) I -- I mean no. 
Yes. ( appears)
Hey man, uh, only people from video games?
Jaws is in GoldenEye 007! Remember he doesn't talk. Mostly. ( smiles)
(Hits  with ) You young whippersnapper! Ya don't look like villain material! In my day...
promply bites the  in half
Hey! You know how much this cane cosOOOOOF! (Hit by  #2)
Heh heh heh OOOF! (Hit by  #3)
Yes! Now I can take the spotlight and regain populariOOOOOF! (Hit by  #4)
I can see what's going to happOOOOOF! (Hit by  #5)
Can we get to the nextOOOOOOF! (Hit by  #6)
Next author please! ( #7 starts to fall, but  smiles)
Mooooo?
Don't even think about it.
Mooo. (Flies back up)
G'night everybody!