Battle of the Video game Heros Part Whatever?!

By: Ian Pugh

Psst... is that "Luigi" guy gone yet?

Yeah. Heh... wait'll he sees what I put in his pocket.

(Off-Screen) Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
(Everyone laughs)

N'where were we?

Idunno.
(Everyone stares)

This is gonna get so bad, we're gonna become a cheesy sitcom!
(

trips over an ottoman)
Announcer: Now it's time for the Mallow Van Dyke Show!
ALL: D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

You know we fell far from the original storyline.

Wawasitagain?

I dunno.
TALLY! All in favor of going back to the original storyline say "Aye".
ALL: AYE!!!

All Oppose?
MEEK VOICE: Nay.
ALL: ????

Ah well.

But what about Luigi?
ALL: Who?

Mario's Brother!!
ALL: Oooooohhhhh Yeeeeaaaahhhh...

All in favor of putting Luigi back?
ALL: AYE!!

All oppose?
MEEK VOICE: Nay.

Who keeps saying that?
(Everyone looks at Blizzard Man and Ice Man)
Ice Man (w/meek voice): Hey! It was him! Let's get him, guys!
(Everyone beats up Blizzard Man)
Ice Man: Heh heh heh...

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