The Battle of the Video Game Heroes part 25 #2!
by: avi@solutions.fi
I love my job! Samurai Pizza Cats, this time you're doomed!
[ controls the giant crow-like robot and makes it move towards the Pizza Cats]
You absolutely have no chances at all, feather fool! We are the...
Pizza Cats: SAMURAI PIZZA CATS!!!
Oh no, not again.
[ takes out his Ginsu sword and performs the Cat's Eye Slash, shattering the robot to pieces]
Urrrggg...I'M PERFECTLY CALM...AHHH!!!
[ blows up]
Skippedobobbodarabbaladingdong! Fa-red!
Wha? Is it over now?
What a great start for a chapter!
Indeed...what's next?
I don't know about you guys, but I'm thirsty. I could sure use some milk.
What a great idea.
Hinopio: I've got a BIG problem, guys! My store ran out of milk!
Hmm, I think I have a solution for that.
[Cow falls on 
, next to Hinopio]
Hinopio: Hey thanks, guys! Just what I needed!
Fa-red Fa-red patooie...ACK...wha? "Jumpman", what on earth happened?
I think he got to his senses again.
If it is possible.
Hey, Mario, I resent that!
THAT'S JUMPMAN! Er...wha?
HA!!!
Hey you two, stop that. Let's get some milk.
[Everyone except drink some milk, soon K. Rool appears wearing his DKC 3 outfit]
K. Rool: You thought I gave up that easily, huh? Well take this!!!
[K. Rool releases KAOS robot]
KAOS: Bzzz...enemy in target...whirrr...you must be...click...DESTROYED!!!
HA!!! Do you call THAT a robot? Pathetic! I...
[ swallows and gains exploding ability]
Well then take THIS!!!
[ blows up KAOS and K. Rool gets buried under a pile of robot pieces]
Hey, I could done that too!
I couldn't done it without you, thanks a lot.
Er...you're welcome. Don't eat any more of my clothes, OK?
It's a deal.
K. Rool: I don't give up that easily!
[K. Rool takes a blunderbuss and knocks Kirby senseless]
I'll handle this.
[ casts Thunderbolt spell on K. Rool and blasts him into the sky]
Great job, guys.
[Meanwhile]
Kid: Hey Mama-San, I didn't know crocodiles could fly!
Mom: That wouldn't amaze me. But FAT crocodiles...?
Part 25 #3
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