Part 22 #6 by: chengfam@erols.com
heres a book on paradoxes.
Thats nice.
See, if the number of numbers in the system is infinite but..
(cow falls on )
: Whats this thing with Holstein projectiles? Back in my day, cows were too valuable to be abused like that.....
(: is buried in a pile of snow.)
from under the cow: Anyways, some more paradoxes are, why does the Nintendo guy accept every BOTYGH thing submited.
Because you said that, he won't accept this one.
Why does every BOTVGH thing unrelated to the one before?
Why are are there so many decimals in the BOTVGH thingey now?
Why does it feel cold in here?
(Anakin Skywalker appears)
Why are there so many un-Nintendo characters here?
Where is here.
Anakin: You are on Hoth.
(Cow moos and dies)
Everyone: I'm freezing!
(Anakin cuts open the cows guts with lightsaber)
I'm getting the E.P.A to sue you.
Anakin: Sorry. The cow was already dead. YOU can be sued for the abuse of dropping the cow in the first place.
It's still cold in here.
Lava, anyone?
Anakin: Please, not lava again. Once is enough. I hear that blaster shots are quite warming this time of the year. STORMTROOPERS!
You call those stormtroopers? These are stormtroopers. ( sends troops from Nimbusland. The clouds rain on the stormtroopers, rusting their armor. Lady Arcady, Anakin: 's wife, enters)
Arcadia: Honey.......
Anakin: Can it wait?
Arcadia: I'm afraid not.
George Lucas: GET THE NINTENDO PEOPLE OUT OR I WON'T SELL MOVIES IN JAPAN!
Millions of Japanese: NO! GET THE NINTENDO PEOPLE OUTTA HERE!
(Angry mob chases the Nintendo people out)
Cow's ghost: Well that's all, folks.
: Finally!
No, I want the last word, waaaaaaaaaa!
Me: NOT to be continued. YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
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