X-soft@bigfoot.com's Part 21 #5!
I just hope that piece of material hid the roaches
(
hits with a frying pan)
Oww! Hey, why did you do that for?
OH SHUT UP, FLABBERMOUTH!
WHY I OTTA
(udx strikes with his sword)
Oww!
Hey you two. Shut up. I'm talking to jumpman
That's Mario. Not Jumpman
Maybe the other jumpman will give me his castle.
Who ya calling jumpman?
(Later on)
, 
and That's right. It's the battle to who takes Peach.
She was formerly known as Toadstool
and udx.
You people and your fast 56Kbps modems! Back in my day we were lucky
to even get a 300 bps one! Why look at all the pictures! We cried with joy just to see Ascii text!
Did he already say that?
Don't worry, we'll hit them.
Uh, who'll hit them?
JUST HIT HIM YOU IDIOTS
and 
Okay.
and hit with a block and he fall asleep.
He's dead
udx (yelling in unison): YOU IDIOTS, HE'S ASLEEP.
LOL Oh that's a good one.
later, in the contest
Oh my, it's a tie between Mario and Bowser
Say your prayers
Uhh, no.
Oh, shut up you two
: And Peach opens Bowser's gift and it turns out to be a picture of Jim
Carrey. ( hits )
That's what you get for kidnapping me.
: opens 's gift and it turns out to be a picture of Robin
Willams
I though you like it.
You're the worst of them all.
Try this one out.
Girl is opening Fatso Gift. I repeat.
You may not.
wakes up.
What kind of challenge is this? Back in my days...
Everyone else: SHUT UP YOU BABOON.
Peach opens 's gift and it turns out to be the legendary ring
Oh Wario. It's perfect. I might have been wrong with you after all.
That ring is mine. ( takes the ring.)
(Yelling in Unison): MONKEY TAKES WARIO'S GIFT. I REPEAT. MONKEY TAKES
WARIO'S GIFT.
Come back. ( dashes into . But the ring landed next to Peach)
I now know who to date.
Me?
No silly. Someone with Agility
That would be me.
No, Mario, Someone cool
Take me. Take me.
No Bowser.
Then it's gotta be me.
Guido. It ain't you.
Take me out for your date.
Yeah right Kirby. I'm going out with udx.
Oh no, Peach. I already got plans.
Diddy and Dixie appears
Diddy: Hey guys, have you seen DK?
Oh you mean the lumbering fool?
everyone else: CRANKY
Dixie: We just couldn't find them
Udx and Uh-oh, Deja Vu of Donkey Kong Country 2.
Diddy and Dixie: Oh yeah.
K Rool appears
K Rool: You won't find the big ape. I kidnapped him. If you want him back,
give me Princess Peah
Hey, crocodile teeth. She's mine.
K Rool: No way, Koopa breath.
udx and Diddy: Bad Kremling
Dixie: uhh, no.
Idiots today.
Here, have a EWJ cow.
Cow falls on K. Rool
K. Rool: Son of a jackal
Diddy, Dixie and Polly: Iris out already.
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