x-soft@bigfoot.com (udx)
Wow, that was a warm-up
Anybody got any ketchup?
Why?
To make you bleed you little brat
Stop pickin on him, Cranky
Why I otta
is being attacked by Ace Ventura
Ace Ventura: Hello boys.
and 
We're not boys
Ace Ventura: Anybody seen the chicken laying golden eggs?
uhh, no
Why you little, hey that's not my lines
It is now, udx.
Peter Puppy: end this fan fiction, now
Ace Ventura: Why?
Peter Puppy: I'm having a haggis attack
Ace Ventura: Oh you mean from the heart, lungs and liver of a sheep, boiled
in it's own stomach?
Peter faints.
Now look what you did.
Ace Ventura: What did you say?
A cow is going to fall on you
(Cow falls on Ace Ventura)
Ace Ventura: Oww
Cool
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