BOTVGH Part 17 #1!
QUIET!!!!!!! A MONKEY MY AGE NEEDS SOME PEACE AND QUIET FOR ONCE!!!!!!!!!
(Everyone else stares at him)
Uh what were we talking about anyways?
I dunno. I can't find part 14 to 16 on this homepage anywhere.
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!! 16 parts already!!!!!!!!!! Don't you kids nowadays have anything better to do than to be writing nonsense stories all day?!
(pause) (starts singing and dancing) Oh can you, can you do the can can, can you do the can can.....Wha????
Oh dear, is he all right?
NO!!!!!!!!!!
The poor guy doesn't know better than to provoke the author into messing up his script.
Yeah. Never get those people mad.
Jumpman, you're the geatest!!!!!!!!!!! I bow down to you!!!!!!!!
Sigh. At least the the author could have taken the time to change the name in the script to Mario.
(pause) (starts singing and dancing)
It's time for Animaniacs! And we're zany to the max... Wha?!!!!
Hey, I've always been wondering how the lyrics go.
Hey, reader! Have you been wanting to know the words to the Animaniacs songs? Well than, go to http://www.princeton.edu/~naantaki/animaniacs.html#top !!!!!
(whispering) How much do we get paid for this?
I think he's getting better.
O Jumpman, my ol buddy ol pal!!!
Kranky, my ol buddy ol pal.
As long as Mario is getting mushy, I can replace him! Oh, boy!
(slapping ) How dare you! How could the script guy write such a thing!
Very easily.
(starts singing and dancing) I just called to say, I love you. I just called to say how much I care........ NOT LOVE SONGS!!! (pause) Oh Luigi, that's okay. I forgive you for everthing.
: This is so disgusting. Everone's getting all mushy.
YEAH!!! AIN'T IT GROOVY!!!!!
Well, at least he advanced another decade.
OH NO!!!!!!!! IF EVERTHING GETS ALL MUSHY, THERE WILL BE NO MORE BATTLES OF THE HEROS THING!!!!!!!!!! THIS WAS ON MY CONTRACT TOO!!!! WE'RE RUINED!!!!!! WHY DID THE STUPID AUTH-
Everyone: DON'T SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks. I needed that.
But what about them?
Are the Nintendo people ruined?
Find out next time on The Battle of the uh whats it called?
Stupid Nintendo people:
(pause)(singing) I saw the sign. It opened up my eyes; I saw the sign....
This is Angie, signing off
: Hey, I can see up that girls nose!
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GET THE LAST WORD!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT MARIIO!!!!!!! AND TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!
Oh how dare y- Oh I'm so sorry Luigi. (sob) It was all my fault.........
GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(singing) Oh give me a home, where the buffalo roam..............
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