"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:
Battle of the Video Game Heroes, Season 6!
Whazzup?! - BOTVGH version
by H Cuz

 
THE CAST
Top Row:
Mario, Luigi, Dr. Wily, Cranky, Pikachu, Cow King, General Cowamov, Link, H Cuz

 
Warning. This episode makes no sense.

                                                ( is playing Super Mario 64 when his phone rings)

Hello?

Whazzup?

Nothin'... playin' my game, havin' a drink... Whassup with you?

Nothin'... playin' your game, having a drink.

( gets a call on the other line)

(to ) Hold on... (pushes a button)

Whazzuuuuuuuup?!

Whazzuuuuuuup?! (pushes a button) Hey, Mario, it's Cranky!

OK... (pushes a button) Whazzuuuuuuup?!

Whazzuuuuuuuup?!!

(tongue hanging out): Whazzuuuuuuup?!

                                                                  ( gets a call on the other line)

Just a sec... (pushes a button)

WHAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?!

WHAZZUUUUUUUUUUUP!!?! (pushes a button) It's Pikachu!

OK... (pushes a button) WHAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?!

(tongue hanging out) WHAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?!

(tongue hanging out) WHAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?!

(tongue hanging out) WHAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?!

                                           (This goes on for several minutes until 's cell phone rings)

Hold on a second... (picks it up)
WHAZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP?!

WHAZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP?!

WHAZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP?!

WHAZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP?!

WHAZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP?!

                                                                 ('s door buzzer rings)

Who is---

WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH..............

WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH..............

WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH..............

WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH..............

WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH..............

WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH..............

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH............

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH............

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH............

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH............

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH............

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH............

                                                                   (This goes on for two hours until...)

Errrrgggggghhhhhh....

.......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

.......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

.......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

.......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

.......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

.......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

                                             ( fall on , and )

Ah, peace and quiet... so whassup with you?

Nothin'... dropping some cows, having a drink...

True, true.

THE END


 
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