Vegeta 1/2 by Terry |
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Vegeta 1/2 by Terry |
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Not Pictured: Android 18, Female Vegeta |
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Hi Vegeta
Hey Peach.
I see your tail grew back.
Yeah.
Kamek says we each get 5,000 gold coins if you test this new potion he
made.
Sounds like a good deal to me. (drinks potion and turns into a blue haired
female Saiyan with a blue furred tail)
Female Vegeta: What was this thing supposed to do any way?
It says it changes someone's gender for three hours.
Female Vegeta: WHAT? Jeez, that wizard's mind has finally snapped! Oh well, 5,000 coins is 5,000 coins. Got a mirror?
(Holds up a mirror)
Female Vegeta: Interesting...Of course, it's not surprising beauty like this should come from someone of my caliber.
Whatever.
Female Vegeta: Odd...I suddenly feel like shopping. You want to come?
Sure.
(They go the nearest mall in the Mushroom Kingdom. On the window there is a sign saying " Since no one has come in today, the first three customers to show up get everything free!") Hi guys-er, Vegeta
what the heck happened to you?
Female Vegeta: Long story-don't ask.
The sign says if we go in everything's free.
Well then what are we waiting for?
Android 18: Not so fast!
You'll have to get by us first!
Yeah!
Female Vegeta: So you want to play? Well then, let's play! (And so Team Vegeta battles Team Android. fires her arm
cannon repeatedly at ,
Vegeta fires energy at Eighteen,
and hits
with a frying pan. Eighteen retaliates by
eye beaming Vegeta,
kicks , and
throws . Vegeta
then decides to use a secret weapon.)
Female Vegeta: (Starts singing the DBZ theme way out of key) Dragon, Dragon(etc.) Android 18, , and
AAAA! NOOOO!(run away)
Female Vegeta: Cowards. ,
Vegeta,
and walk into the store.)
(Later, after the potion has worn off...)
Well, that was strange. At least I got a fight and some money out of all
this.
Let's go see Kamek...
Ha, Ha, Ha! I lied about the money!
WHAT?
YOU REPTILLIAN FREAK!
falls on )
On second thought, forget the money. Seeing a cow fall on you is payment
enough.
My sentiments exactly.
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