Surprise Attack! By Jes

 

Top Row:  Mario, Luigi, Cranky, Toad, Diddy, Wario,  Bowser and Smithy  Bottom Row:  Jes, IceMan, FireMan, GutsMan, BombMan, Elecman and CutsMan.  Not Shown:  Wart, Lakitu, Dr. Wily, and Protoman.

 

Ahh, mama mia.  Lets talk 'bout the good ol' days!  , , , and : NO!!!  Hey, who's this JES guy anyways???  A  falls on ! Hey!  ???: Hey is for horses!  Who's the ??? marks?  ???: My name is Jes.  Oh, so ??? is Jes! But...  A  falls on ! C'mon! Who is Jes?  Wart: Ehha!  Mwa ha ha!  Ahahaha!   HAHAHA!!!  Lakitu: Ready, set, go!  MAMA MIA! NO!  twirls  around by his tail, and throws him in the lava! Everyone: WHA-???  Jes, how are you THAT POWERFUL???  throws veggies in Wart's mouth and he leaves! Everyone: WHA-?????  takes the lazy shell and blows up , clobbers , and throws Lakitu in the water and steals his cloud! Everyone: Jes, WHO ARE YOU?? YOU BEAT UP ALL THE BAD GUYS!!!  A  falls on everyone but ! Of course, I'm the AUTHOR!!!  Everyone: OH!!!  HAHAHA!!!  Cow King, are you supposed to be here?  No.  THEN GET OUT!  dissapears! A  starts to fall on ! Nooo! Not this time cow!  Mooo?  The  goes back up! This is long!  , , , , , : I KNOW!!!  I'll get you all!  kicks Mario and Luigi and takes them away! takes Toad and Diddy Kong away! Cranky smacks , , , and  with his ! , , , and  take , too! Dr. Wily: HAHAHA!!! I WIN!!! FINALLY!!! Protoman: NOT YET DR. WILY!!! Dr. Wily and Protoman start fighting, Protoman wins! Tsk, tsk, tsk. No one left. Protoman: Whadda 'bout me? zaps Protoman! Up to me to save everything! TO BE CONTINUED!