"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:

Sydney 2000: BOTVGH Style by Steve

 

THE CAST

Mario, Luigi, Mega Man, Donkey Kong, Bob-omb, Sonic, Wario, Steve  (Dan's note: Is that the right Steve? If not please inform me.)

 

Hi ya! Not you! ( falls on ) What's for today? Olympics SWEET LORD, MAKE IT STOP! (50 s fall on ) First, Sonic vs. Luigi in a foot race! Piece of... ( Looks in the distant) ...Chili-dogs! ( Starts drooling) off you go! ( Blows whistle) ( walks off in a trance) I'm-a gonna ween! Hey! That's my line! Sorry ( pass the finish line) And Luigi wins.... 50 Bob-ombs! (50 s fall on ) : Next, an eatin' contest What are we eatin'? Hagis Everyone else: Wha? It's the heart and lungs of a sheep boiled in it's own stomach. I don't feel so good... ( Barfs and has a big  fall on him) YUMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE! ( Eats ALL of the hagis) and you win...100 Bob-ombs! (100 s fall on ) And last, a caber-toss using...Sonic and Mario! and  NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Die, hair beast! ( Shoots at  but misses) ha ha! ( Throws  150 meters) Ohhh... the pain... ( throws  150 meters and one centimeter) Mega wins a trip to... the hospital! (A million s fall on ) I love this job! s: You said it! THE END

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