Psycrow Attack!
By Diogo
 
The cast from left to right:
Mario, Luigi, Cranky, Toad, Peach, Wario, Speedy, Lucille, Big Cheese, Earthworm Jim, Psycrow and Bowser
Not pictured:
Donkey Kong
 
Hey Jumpman! Wanna race? 

Sure, Crank-Face! I can kick your butt any day! 

 (Everyone gets a go-kart and goes to the starting line) 

On your marks, get set, GO! 

 ( gets a rocket start but fires a red shell at him) 

Ha ha! What a loser! 

 ( closes in on but hits him with a banana peel) 

I'm unstoppable! 

 (Suddenly, an electric hook comes out of nowhere and blasts ) 

It's a miracle! 

It's amazing! 

(pointing to the sky) It's Psycrow! 

 (Everyone but looks where is pointing and appears) 

Drat! I missed the worm! 

 ( wins the race and everyone gets off their go-kart) 

Take that!  

( throws his  at and misses) 

What a wussy attack! 

 DK: I'll say 

(to DK): And you can do better? 

 DK: Watch and learn 

 (DK throws a barrel at and knocks him into ) 

Ow! Hello Idiots-R-Us 

 ( gets angry) 

Duck! 

He's gonna blow! 

 (Everyone but and hides behind a rock. flies out of the way and explodes) 

I love it when that happens 

 (The explosion by sends crashing into , sending them both onto ) 

My chiropractor is gonna be rich 

 ( gets out from under the two morons and fires missles out of her hair and they hit and ) 

Maximum suckage 

What he said 

 ( falls on and ) 

and (clapping): Encore! Encore!