Hey
Jumpman! Wanna race?
Sure,
Crank-Face! I can kick your butt any day!
(Everyone
gets a go-kart and goes to the starting line)
On your
marks, get set, GO!
(
gets a rocket start but
fires a red shell at him)
Ha ha!
What a loser!
(
closes in on but
hits him with a banana peel)
I'm
unstoppable!
(Suddenly,
an electric hook comes out of nowhere and blasts )
It's a
miracle!
It's
amazing!
(pointing
to the sky) It's Psycrow!
(Everyone
but looks
where is
pointing and appears)
Drat! I
missed the worm!
(
wins the race and everyone gets off their go-kart)
Take
that!
(
throws his at
and misses)
What a
wussy attack!
DK:
I'll say
(to DK):
And you can do better?
DK:
Watch and learn
(DK
throws a barrel at and
knocks
him into )
Ow!
Hello Idiots-R-Us
(
gets angry)
Duck!
He's
gonna blow!
(Everyone
but and hides
behind
a rock. flies
out of the
way and explodes)
I love
it when that happens
(The
explosion by sends
crashing into , sending
them
both onto )
My
chiropractor is gonna be rich
(
gets out from under the two morons and fires missles out of her
hair
and they hit and )
Maximum
suckage
What he
said
(
falls on and )
and
(clapping): Encore! Encore!
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