Mario's a Hippie! by Protoman X |
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Mario's a Hippie! by Protoman X |
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| Mario, Luigi, Wario, Toad, Peach, Yoshi, Bowser, Cranky, Protoman X | ||||||||
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Mama mia! A new author!
Bah! Back in
my day we didn't have authors or anything like that!
Dada dia! A new author!
All: WHAT?
Well its somethin'
Hehehehehehehe!
A new author!
Yahoo! A new auth...
SHADDAP!
Blasts for no reason at
all)
Bah...an author...I hate authors
Thats right cranky
YOOOOOOOSHHI!!!!!!!!
BWA HA HA HA! FOOLS! I HAVE JUST FOUND OUT THAT MARIO IS A HIPPIE!
All but
and WHAT?
I know.
Anywho, A long
time ago when Mario was born..it was a blah blah blah blah
(Don't listen to ,Lets go the year when
was born)
WAAAAAAH! WAHHHH! WAAAAAAAAH!!!! WAHHHHHH! WAAAAAAH!
's
Mother: Ahhhhhh...he's so cute! SO SHADDAP!
Baby
WAAAAAAAHH!....P.p.p.p.peace mama
And thats the story!
All except , ,
and TWISTED!
I'M NOT A HIPPIE!
You are! Heheheheheheheh!
Not!
Are!
NOTTTTT!
ARE ARE ARE AREEEEEEEE!
Besides, he always went peace in Super Mario 1, 3, RPG and World.
I didn't go peace in Number 3!
You walked off the screen and went peace!
ARGH!!!!!!!!!
Shaddap Jumpman!
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOSHI! YOSHI! YOSHI!!!!!!!!!!!
Not funny!
goes peace for 5 mins)
HAH! THAT PROVES IT!
Don't forget Luigi, Your a hippie too!
YAHOO! LUIGI AND MARIO ARE HIPPIES!
I don't want to marry you anymore Mario!
So? I don't care!
I'm gonna give you a tape!
gives a tape)
Thanks man!
Anywho, let's do something!
All: Like what?
...ummm....SUPER SMASH BROS!
ALL: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Later)
I wonder why Cranky gave me this tape?
puts the tape in the stereo)
's
voice: HA JUMPMAN! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU LISTEN TO THE OLD DAYS, WITH THIS
BLIND FLASH YOU WILL LISTEN! HA HA HA! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohhhhh....
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