"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:
Battle of the Video Game Heroes, Season 6!
The Almost Never-ending Short part 1
by P-Gold

 
THE CAST
Mario, Luigi, Kirby, Peach, Bowser, Kamek, Cranky, Sonic, Cow King

Not Pictured: 
P-Gold, Hammer Bros, Mysterious Voice (???)

 
Would 'ya look at the title!

The almost never-ending story!? This can't be good…

And who's the author?

He's one of the best SSB players anywhere, and just made a post about new authors on the BOTVGH MB.
(P-gold appears)
P-gold: I'm P-gold! WAZZAUP!!

Don't start that, please!

Nice to meet you, P-gold. 

P-gold: Can you say a 5 part short?

Everyone except P-gold: HUH?!?

P-gold: Yup! Actually, it's more than five parts. Any author can write a part, and for at least 20 parts, it'll say "To Be Continued" at the bottom.

WHAT!? That's ridiculous! Why in my day...

P-gold: Lots of gags involved too. Like this one...
(Hammer Bros come out of nowhere and throw hammers at )
Hey!

Hammer Brothers: Hey's for horses

I'm not hoarse!!!

P-gold: He will be by the end of this "short." I got the Cow king out too.
(Bob-omb secretly appears and starts walking toward the group)
Everyone except  and P-gold: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
( falls on )
This is gettin' old.
(10  fall on )
P-gold: If that's old, try this one!
(Bob-omb touches  and blows him up)
What the...

Now where did that Bob-omb come from?

Heheheheheh....
( falls through a trapdoor connected to a pipe.)
Oh shoooooooooooooooot........
( recovers from the )
(woozily): Just like the rest of those confounded authors!

All the BOTVGH authors: OH YEAH!!???

Uhhh.....
(100  fall on )

( goes through 50 dimensions in the pipe and comes out over )
I like this writer! (laughs)
( falls on  and )
and  OUCH!!!!
(Everyone else laughs)
Does this short have a plot yet?

P-gold: Not yet...


D'oh!

 


(Hammer Bros chuck 50 hammers at  and 4  falls on him)

Now this is getting out of hand.

(3  start to fall on , and a Bob-omb secretly starts walking toward )
Oh no, please no! No cows!
Feels great to be out of Jail!
( appears)
Hey guys... WHOA!! What happend here?
( falls through a trapdoor followed by the 3 )
This new author is gagging everybody.
(Bob-omb blows up )
Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( goes flying and lands on top of )
, , and  Owwwww!!!
( comes through the trap-pipe on top of , followed by the three )
Everyone in the pile-up: Owwwwwwwwwww!!!!

and  (at the same time): I'm outta here!!!
( and  try to run away... and did!)
P-gold: Time to end this!
(Hammer Bros chuck 500,000,000 hammers at the pile-up)
Mysterious voice: Don't make this too long.

P-gold: Who was that? Must be the wind.
To Be Continued
Here they go with the overly-parted stories again! This is making me sick...
(Golden Refractor from Tron Bonne's game for playstation falls on )
Hey! What is this thing?
P-gold: Uhhh....?

 
This has been a BOTVGH Production (c). All video game characters are copyright their respective companies. This episode belongs to the BOTVGH Archive and the authors.