"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:

Got the Rent? by Patrick Pena

 

THE CAST

Top Row: Mario, Kirby Not Pictured: Patrick, Bob the Jamaican Robot, Manager, Landlord

 

thinking:  Well, I need a place to live. I haven't had a home in a couple years but now after making my last game for 64 I have about $30. I can't beleive it only made that much.   ( goes to an apartment building where 3 others are standing and begging for an apartment, demands one too) Manager: You can all share an apartment and live together.                                                                         (They all look at each other) Patrick: I don't give a #*%$, as long as I get a place to live. Bob: Here's the money! (Bob runs to the room) This place is a dump! Everyone else: SHUT UP!  ( is in the kitchen cooking lasagna)  la la la la la lasagna! i love my lasagna! la la sagna! (Bob and Patrick are watching fraser)                                                                                         (On TV)  Roz: Something Blah Blah. Niles: Blah blah blah bloo bloo blah blee. Bob: I dont get it. Patrick: I don't care this is a good one. Bob: Well do you get it? Patrick: Yeah of course. Bob: What do they mean? Patrick: Well, you know... it means that... you know when you... and then...uhh... HEY MARIO HURRY UP I'M STARVIN'! It's ready!                                                                        (everyone runs to the table) Patrick: Hold on!                                                                             (everything freezes)  Patrick: This isn't funny at all. I can't beleive I wrote this crap. Not even the stupidest fattest peice of crap of a human being wouldn't find this funny. This is bad. This is SNL 95 bad. OK now.                                                                        (everything starts back up)                                                                                    (Bob farts)                                                                              (everyone laughs) Patrick: Robots can't fart. Bob: So. Pat: Then how did you... Bob: Hey, you don't ask, we don't ask. Pat: Who's we and what would you ask?  Bob: I've had enough of your crap. I'm outta here. Me too. Patrick: I'm gone too.                                                                    (walks outta the bathroom) Where is everyone?                                                                      (Someone knocks on the door) Who is it?  Person at door: It's your landlord. I'm hear to get the rent. just a minute!                                                                       ( jumps out the window) THE END

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