A Battle Of The Video Game Heroes Short

w3 0wnz j00!
by Kamek
THE CAST
First Row:
Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, Toadie

Second Row:
Kamek, Cow King, Wario, Cranky, Master Hand
Not Pictured:
Anvil King
Luigi?
Here.
Peach?
Here.
OK, just checking.
What are we doing again?
Kamek's Toadies have been spotted lately.
( enters)
You called?
No, I said Kamek's Toadies, not Toad.
I heard you say Toad.
Well, I wasn't calling you!
Toad, where is the Chancellor?
He's uhh, out to lunch.
( flies in)
See? There's the Toadie!
What?
f33r +h3 m1gh+y k@m3k!
Great, now we're dealing with l33t0 h@xx0rz...
( flies away)
There goes the Toadie!
Quit saying my name!
( chases )
Don't chase it, Luigi!
Ow ow ow ow ow!
( runs past the group as dozens of s chase him)
Too late...
( appears in a puff of smoke)
Prepare to die, Mario!
Wait a second! You can't kill me!
Yeah, Mario's the hero. Without Mario, there will be no more Mario games.
And that would mean no more Kamek.
Bah! There already IS no more Kamek! Has Kamek made a single appearance since Yoshi's Island?!
What about Super Mario RPG?
Bah, that coulda been any Magikoopa.
( returns)
Kamek, get rid of these Toadies!
I don't want to. I like them!
( falls on )
Kamek, get rid of those Toadies!
I refuse!
(An anvil falls on )
ANVIL KING: Kamek, get rid of those Toadies!
Never!
( falls on , squashing him)
Bah! Good thing someone put this pillow here to break my fall.
( picks up the squashed and throws him away)
w@1+ f0r u$! k@m3k 0wnz j00!
(The s pick up the flattened and fly away)
He should have just gotten rid of those Toadies like we asked...
Hey, where's Toad?
(Meanwhile, at 's castle...)
Toadie! Bring me a pen!
I'm telling you, I'm not a Toadie! I am TOAD! TOAD!
Toadie, quit stalling and bring me a pen! No, wait, make that a pencil.
k@m3k 0wnz +0@d!
0h, 5hu+ up...
(Back at BOTVGH H.Q.)
What are these "Toadies" you refer to? In my day, we didn't need Toadies! We had Para-Troopas to deal with! And even those things were high-tech!
Whatever, you old crip.
What'd ya say, Jumpman?
I said my shirt has a rip.
Oh.
What was the point of this episode?
I'm not sure... Where's Toad, anyway?
Quiet! Can't I ever get any sleep around here?
Cranky, it's 2:00 P.M.
Huh? Oh yeah... Quiet! Can't I ever get a nap around here?
You just had a nap.
Oh yeah.
b0w +0 +h3 h@nD!
, , , and Oh, shut up!
THE END

 

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