BOTVGH Short
The New Character Routine!
By Mike

THE CAST:
Top Row:
Mario, Luigi, Cranky, Mike, Peach, Toad, Samus, Wario, Kamek, Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, Bowser

Ahh... Mama-mia...
(Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails run, glide, and fly in.)

EVERYONE: AHHH! IT'S SONIC!
Yo! Don't worry, I am nice to Nintendo now.
Who's the author?
Hi.
So what is the new routine?
Remember Ian?
Aggh! Full House routine!
I won't do that...
EVERYONE: BUUT...
I'll do something that is like it.
(Everyone listens intently.)

And what is it?
The Simpson Routine!
EVERYONE: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(Mario turns into Mario-Homer, Luigi turns into Luigi-Bart, Peach turns into Peach-Marge, Kamek turns into Kamek-Flanders, Bowser turns into Bowser-Apu, Wario is Wario-Moe, Samus is Samus-Lisa, Toad is Toad-Millhouse, and Cranky is Cranky Grandpa. And it's now Root Beer, not beer. Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails run away.)

As Bart: Ay carumba!
As Homer: D'OH!
As Bart: Don't have a cow Mario.
As Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho neighbor!
As Homer: Go away Kamek.
As Marge: Luigi, eat your vegitables.
As Bart: No way Mom!
(Peach-Marge does the Marge Growl thingie.)

Oh, this is great!
As Millhouse: Hey, Luigi! Wanna go ride skateboards?
As Bart: Okay!
(Peach-Marge does the Marge Growl thingie again.)

As Apu: Oh, hello little boy. What would you like?
As Bart: Gimmie a Cherry Slushie!
As Apu: Yes little boy.
(While he turns around, Luigi-Bart tapes a "Kick-Me!" sign to his back.)

(Bowser-Apu gives him the slushie, and some kid kicks him. Luckily, Luigi-Bart and Toad-Millhouse had run off.)

As Apu: Ow!
(Mike's watch beeps.)

(Beep beep! Beep beep!) Oops! Gotta go! I'll make a part 2.
To Be Continued...