"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:

Werid Stuff by MeMyselfAndI

 

THE CAST

Mario, Luigi, Cranky, Bowser Not Pictured MMAI (MeMyselfAndI)

 

Well, a new day, a new author. When's the idiot comin'?! Don't say that Cranky, he's probably one of those cow droppers. You retards! You know he's toilet man! MMAI: Shall I give an example? Oh, it's you again.  ( throws his cane at MMAI but he catches and tosses it into a toilet) MMAI: Well to bad. Cranky's gonna fall over in 3...2....1...      **Crash** You whippersnapper! Why back in my day, we didn't know how to count! MMAI: Back in your day, there wasn't even voice boxes. Darn you! Help me up! He doesn't have to! Well..... It's actually up to H Cuz...  MMAI: I SHALL HERE NOTHING OF H CUZ! Um.... He's more hyper than Bowser after losing to Mario in SM64... MMAI: AAAGHHHH! QUACK!!! QUACK!!!! ARRGH!! Looks like he's gonna pop... (MMAI shrinks, gets bigger, than normal, and presses a button and a giant magnet pops outta the wall) Darn it! Mommy!!! (MMAI starps metal pieces on them and they go flying at the magnet) This wasn't on the contract!!! (A toilet pops up and they all get stuck in it, and  falls on the toilet, making it fall through the trap door, and 50 cows drop on the toilet making it explode and the water hits the magnet and they all get zapped to the moon and make it explode and they fall back earth) Well I'm gonna die for sure this time... Finally.... Ugh.. MMAI: Well, no part 2. Bye guys! Have fun dying!  THE END

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