"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:

The Deadly Dudes part 1 by Mike

 

THE CAST

Mario, Luigi, Mike, Red Virus, Peach, Cranky, Blue Virus, Yellow Virus

 

( eats a lolly.)  Mmm...Lolly.  (The Deadly Dudes (,  and  Viruses.) bust the door down.)  ( farts.)  ALL: Haha.  (He speaks in a high, bossy voice.) Yo, all you stupid people! I'm Butch, the leader of this gang!  (He speaks in a small, slightly soothing voice.) I am Dexter, brainiac of the group.  (He speaks in a loud, dumb voice.) Daaah, hello!  He means that he is Dolt, the dumb one.  Daaaaahhhhh... Eeeeeee! I'll save the day! Uh-uh. Uh-huh. We'll play Rock Paper Scissors. Winner gets control of the short.  Got it!  Both: Rock, Paper, SCISSORS!  (: Rock.  PAPER!)  PAPER COVERS ROCK! I WIN!  .......................NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ALL (Except Deadly Dudes): Arrrrrgh!  Luigi, I order you to jump off that cliff.  But it's a long way down.  Luigi, I'm co-author. Do it.  Oh, okay.  (He jumps.)  MOMMMMMMAAAAAAAA-MIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!  Mario! Go smash into the wall reapeadatly.  (He does so.)  Heh heh. Don't stop till I get back.  (He WALKS to Paris.)  OW! OOH! EEE! YEOW! CAN! OW! I! OW! STOP?! OWWW!!!  Daaahhhh...Cranky, talk about the good ol dayz.  Good boy! Why, when I was your age...  ALL: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!  Dolt, tell them to do something they don't WANT to do.  Daaahhhhh...  He's hopeless.  I---I must---get my power back...  Annoying Announcer Dude (AAD.) WILL MIKE GET HIS POWER? WILL BUTCH COME BACK? WILL CRANKY FART AGAIN? MAYBE YOU MIGHT FIND OUT IN PART: 2!!!!!!!!  To Be Continued

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