"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:

The End Of Mike's Pathetic Spin-off! by Mike

 

THE CAST

Top Row Mario, Luigi, Mike, Cranky, Peach, Link, Samus Bottom Row Poliwhirl, Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Brock Not Pictured Haunter, Elekid, Starmie, Geodude, Gyaradude

 

(Everyone is listining to )  I decided that the Simpson routine sucked, and so, I won't do it anymore.  ALL: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!  I TOLD you there would be no next time.  Cranky, I'd advise you not to tick me off.  ( profusly ticks  off.)  Cranky...I...warned...you!  (With a HUGE punch,  knocks  to the Mars.)  ALL: Wh-Whoa...  And I can do worse.  I say, we do whatever Mike says.  I agree.  Samus, wanna go out on a date?  Shut up.  ( punches )  Ooow.  Samus, wanna go out on a date?  Okay.  WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!??! (faints.)  Ha ha.  ( blows a raspberry.)  ( smashes  with the Master Sword.)  ALL: Uhh...Link?  Oops...  MEGABLAST!!!  ( blasts  with rainbow energy, fired like Ryu's Haduken [Or however you spell it.].)  ALL: Oh my god...  (, , and  walk in.)  I'll challenge you to a Poémon battle Mike! Go Pikachu!  Pika pi!  Go Haunter!  Haunter: HAUNTER!  Hypnosis!  ( falls asleep.)  Oh crap.  Dream Eater!  (Haunter eats 's dream, making him [Pikachu] faint.)  My turn! Go Geodude!  Geodude: Geo.  Return! Go Poliwhirl!  Poli.  Rock Throw!  (Geodude uses Rock Throw and  dodges!)  SURF!  (A wave of water knocks Geodude out.)  Go Starmie!  ELEKID!  Starmie: Hyah!  Elekid: Ele ele.  (All look at Elekid, and laugh uncontrollably.)  ALL: HAHAHA.  THUNDER! ON EVERYONE!  Elekid: Ele...  NO! NOT ON ME!  Elekid: ELEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!  (Everyone is shocked.)  Eeeeee...  Owwwww...  Stupid Elekid...  Elekid: Eleee...  Well, now to show a REALLY vernerable Pokémon.  (He sends out Gyarados.)  Gyarados: Roar.  ALL: Huh?  Elekid, Thunder.  (Elekid uses ONE Thunder, knocking it out.)  ALL: (Gape.)  Huh?  Elekid is an Electric type. Gyarados is a Water-Flying type. Both of those are weak to Electricity. He gets QUADRUPLE damage. ALL: WHOA!!! Well, Bye.  THE END

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