(Everyone
is listining to )
I decided that the Simpson routine sucked, and so, I won't do it anymore.
ALL:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I TOLD you there would be no next time.
Cranky, I'd advise you not to tick me off.
(
profusly ticks off.)
Cranky...I...warned...you!
(With
a HUGE punch, knocks
to the Mars.)
ALL:
Wh-Whoa...
And I can
do worse.
I say, we do whatever Mike says.
I agree.
Samus, wanna go out on a date?
Shut up.
(
punches )
Ooow.
Samus, wanna go out on a date?
Okay.
WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!??! (faints.)
Ha ha.
(
blows a raspberry.)
(
smashes with the Master
Sword.)
ALL:
Uhh...Link?
Oops...
MEGABLAST!!!
(
blasts with rainbow energy,
fired like Ryu's Haduken [Or however you spell it.].)
ALL:
Oh my god...
( , ,
and walk in.)
I'll challenge you to a Poémon battle Mike! Go Pikachu!
Pika pi!
Go Haunter!
Haunter:
HAUNTER!
Hypnosis!
(
falls asleep.)
Oh crap.
Dream Eater!
(Haunter
eats 's dream,
making him [Pikachu] faint.)
My turn! Go Geodude!
Geodude:
Geo.
Return! Go Poliwhirl!
Poli.
Rock Throw!
(Geodude
uses Rock Throw and
dodges!)
SURF!
(A
wave of water knocks Geodude out.)
Go Starmie!
ELEKID!
Starmie:
Hyah!
Elekid:
Ele ele.
(All
look at Elekid, and laugh uncontrollably.)
ALL:
HAHAHA.
THUNDER! ON EVERYONE!
Elekid:
Ele...
NO! NOT ON ME!
Elekid:
ELEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(Everyone
is shocked.)
Eeeeee...
Owwwww...
Stupid Elekid...
Elekid:
Eleee...
Well, now to show a REALLY vernerable Pokémon.
(He
sends out Gyarados.)
Gyarados:
Roar.
ALL:
Huh?
Elekid, Thunder.
(Elekid
uses ONE Thunder, knocking it out.)
ALL:
(Gape.)
Huh?
Elekid is an Electric type. Gyarados is a Water-Flying type. Both of those
are weak to Electricity. He gets QUADRUPLE damage.
ALL: WHOA!!!
Well, Bye.
THE
END
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