"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:

The New Character Routine, Part 2! by Mike

 

THE CAST

Top Row: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Samus, Wario, Slippy Bottom Row:   Falco, Peppy, Fox, Andross, Mike, Cranky

 

(-Homer had gotten to -Moe's.) -Moe: Hey, Mario. What would you like? -Homer: Eeh, just gimmie a Root Beer. -Moe: Why aren't there many people? -Homer: Mike couldn't think of anyone else. (Then, -Barney and -Larry walk in. -Barney burps.) -Barney: BUURP! -Larry: That is starting to get disgusting. -Homer: Hey guys. -Moe: You spoke too soon Mario. What would you like boys? -Barney: The usual. (-Moe gives -Barney a huge glass of R-B.) -Barney: Thanks Wario. (-Barney glugs it down.) -Barney: BUURP! -Larry: Stop that! -Barney: It ain't my fault! (Let's go somewhere else. Maybe, to the house.) -Lisa: MOM! I'm going to school! -Marge: Okay. -Bart: See ya Mom. -Marge: Bye Bart. Okay, that's enough entertainment. (Everyone turns back.) Finally! How come I wasn't used? I can fit you in next time. THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME! ( starts hitting  with his cane.) Ooh! Oww! That smarts! Yeow! Stop! Eee! Bad cane. Go Cranky! Shut up, Jumpman. (whining, sounding like Cartman from South Park.) But CRANKEY! My name is not JUMPMAAAAN! It is MARRIIIOOOO! (giggles.) Shut up. You. Star Fox Team: Hey, what's in the sky? It's a bird! Speak for yourself. It's a plane! It's an overused cliché phrase! It's...ANDROSS? Ah, the son of James McCloud. , , and  Doesn't he ever notice us? Shut up, insignifigant dots. He noticied you. , , and  Shut up. I think we are saying "Shut up" too much. No matter, Andross is easy. (jumps in an Arwing.) Star Fox Team: HEY! WE THOUGT ONLY WE GET ARWINGS! No, I get them too. ( shoots 's eye, and blows up his hands. Then he blows up his head.) 's True Form: Only I have the brains to rule Lylat. Is that a joke? 's True Form: I...have no idea. (While  is thinking it over,  shoots his brains out...or should I say, shoots his brain, and makes it explode.) 's True Form: You're mean! Waaaah! You're just a big baby. ( is now officially destroyed. Unless Nintendo makes a sequel to SF64.) ('s watch beeps.) (Beep beep! Beep beep!) Well, see ya'll next time. All: See ya Mike. THE END

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