"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:
Battle of the Video Game Heroes, Season 6!
Wart: The Cookie (Limp Bizkit parody)
by Micheal

 
THE CAST
Wart

 
Hohohohohohohohoho!
I came into this world as a Muppet!
Looked into his eyes and noticed they were googly!
Big Bird in his nest
And Oscar in his can
Ernie is a guy
That lives with another man
Kermit's on the scene
You know it ain't easy bein' green
But
I did it all for the cookie!
MMMMM!
The cookie!
MMMMM!
The cookie!
MMMMM!
I like to take a cookie
and stick it in my YUUUM!
Stick it in my YUUUM!
Stick it in my YUUUM!
Why does it take so long
Why do me wait so long
To get the cookie
HMMM?
Me so hungry!
Does Elmo have me cookie?
Does Gordon have me cookie?
Me just a sucker!
With chocolate chip in my throat!
I did it all for the cookie!
MMMMM!
The cookie!
MMMMM!
The cookie!
MMMMM!
I like to take a cookie
and stick it in my YUUUM!
Stick it in my YUUUM!
Stick it in my YUUUM!
( eats the video camera, and the screen goes black)


THE END

 
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