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Well... uh... where are we now??
I'm staying on the narrative this time. You're in a spoof of the
successful
game
GoldenEye 007". Copyright 1962, 1995, 1997 Nintendo, Rareware,
Danjaq
Inc., Eon Productions Ltd., Marty Forman and Ian Fleming
(Wink, wink). All Rights Reserved. You have a mission to complete in
the
Severnaya Bunkers.
Greeeeeeeaaaaaaat.
Don't sass me, Monkey-Boy! As for your missions:
Objective A: Copy the GoldenEye Key and Leave the Original. Take the Data Anylyzer to copy it. It is IMPERITIVE you leave the Key. We don't want General Ouromov to get wise and decode the computer's security systems.
So why don't James Bond complete the mission?
Be quiet. He's in the Kirghizstan Launch Silo.
Kirghi-What?
He needs to minimize the Scientist Casualties and Photograph the GoldenEye
satellite there. But he can only do it if you can Copy the
Key!
ALL: Ah.
Objective B: Photograph the Main Video Screen. It shows where the
GoldenEye
will track
in the world. It'll save us trouble. Oh... by the way. Here's
your
magna-watch.
Sir, yes, sir.
Just come back in one piece! Ian Out!
(Later, at The Severnaya Bunkers)
Quick, Crank, photograph the screen.
(Cranky does so) WATCH: Objective B Completed!
Eh? Ah well...
Gimme the key. I'll analyze it.
Here ya go.
DATA ANALYZER: Anylyzing Key... Done.
We put it back... and we're done.
WATCH: Objective A Completed! Escape! Escape! Escape! Escape....
Sssshhhhh!!!!!
(Quietly): I'll get the Analyzer and the Camera to Ian. You're on
you're
own.
(Geno escapes, but the rest are captured)
Welcome to Severnaya, comrade!
(Later...)
Lovely. We've been captured. We're in a jail.
(From Watch): Fool! If you're not bungling up on a corner of the world,
you're captured by the opposition.
Quiet you. We're in enough trouble.
Well it happens to be that you were taped during you're escapade.
You need the CCTV Tape which has the only taped record of your capture.
Get it! And escape!
Sure. But... WE'RE IN JAIL!!!!
Use your watch to attract the Cell Key and get outta there.
(Pause) Done. We're outta here.
Get the tape! Ian Out!
(The Gang turn a corner and get the tape)
Got it!
GUARD: No. Got you!
Eep.
How'll the gang escape this one? To be continued... |
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