"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:

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THE CAST

Mario, Luigi, Toad, Bowser, Link, Samus Not Pictured: Mr. Roboto

 

Guess what, Luigi? What Mario? Guess! Ummmm... I give, what? Just Guess. Ummmm... I'm gonna get my own game? Nope! Ha ha! You suck! Ha ha! La la la! I'm a Dinosaur. That Commercial said so! Am I male or Female? Your an It, Toad! And I'm a Dinosaur. Hey, Bowser. Can I ride ya? H*ll no! Mario gets to ride Yoshi, and Yoshi's A Dinosaur. And Your a Dinosaur, and it's your birthright to have me ride you! I'm a speical Dinosaur. I can Breath Fire! Got your pebbles! Gimme back my pebbles! No! It's Mine! It's my Pebbles, and you can't have them! I'm gonna eat them! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo... ( takes a bite) Yuck! This is too sweet for my tastes! You can have it! Why thank you Mr. Roboto! Roboto: fjkihgfsAUIHBIDFUIDBGUDFADHNBDUIFHDIFAHNBEUIRDJFHGBDUIG! Translation: I am Jar jar Binks. Kill me! Ok! No, Not me! ( swings  by the tail) I'm gonna be sick! Don't eat me, I will get you stoned! Roboto: Drugs are bad! I'm gonna pukey Wukey! Don't Puke! ( Didn't Puke) ah, For a second there, I thought you jinxed it! Roboto: sadhiausdgfuisdhfuisdhnvfhgaodhuisdgufhiusdgfibvihreuhefbuisb dfbgjibuisdbfibgfuisdfibfdjivbuisbfduibvbsaibfdbuivasjihbdfibdsfuibfjbaibfaugjdbifabvuibfvibvfj ibdfuibidufbucornflakesirfbifsdidbfidbfiuvuifadbuifgiutgjirebuiqobuibadfuiogbuifgbuifodhgigfehnbuigfhfu brgyibubgtyidyuihfddfhbnvubuiadbfgibuifvuiadhhgejkchschudfuinhersey suidhfuidhfuigjifnidfibdyuigsduifbfgdbfgyuihrtfodbuibcvuodfuibdbdcuaghdjivabduiffduibfvnbva duibvibfduibbidbvifiudbfaifvuibfduibvfvibfvuibvibdfuibvuividbfvibavdbfvivbdfibdibvibibv ifvsbvifbiufsdbvfidfbifvdahduithery RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE! Ahragragahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't P*ss off the Trix Rabbit! Bob is god! Bob is my next door neighbor! Bob lives in my head! I ate Bob!  You ate Bob? He was crunchy! I bet so! Roboto: Xena! Warrior Princess strips naked! Next on Murder she wrote! Ha ha ha! That was very funny, Mr. Roboto! This is Me! ( jumps on ) this is my Riding companion! You look crunchy! Why yes I do look crunchy! Why you look Chewy! Mushrooms are the Best! By the way Mario... What's that? What did you want me to guess about? Ahhh... that this episode is written by Klawkat! Ummm...  yes, that's why we done all that stuff... ohhhhh... but think of it this way: sdjgbasduihsduifgbsduifbuifbsduifbsdfybfsdy uiguidruidrngnduigfbuidbvibfdifdbdbfvibdfaibfsduibdgfibadfuidhgbdfaui bfibdivbfvuibfvibfvbfviiyhraujhf I'm hungrey for mushroom! it's the end for all you happy systematic people out there! aha ha ha ha ha ha! THE END

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