The Number Problem or Kamek is not #152
by the Diskmaster
 
THE CAST
From left to right:
Mario, Cranky, Donkey Kong, Kamek, Diskmaster, H Cuz, Cow King

Not pictured:
Dexter [PC]
 
(at 's house)


PC Screen: NEWS BULLETIN: New Pokémon have been discovered!
#152 Togepi
#153 Houou
#154 Merrill
#155 Dwight
#156 Kamek
Get your Dexter Update at www.pokemon.com/dexupdates/dexdbup2.exe
Note: This requires the Dexter Database Update [v1.0 -> v1.5]
(On the phone) Kamek is not #152?
Wait till he hears about this!
Maybe you should come down to the island. You could help explain things.
I'll be at the archive. Thanks for the info.
See you later. *click*
(at the BOTVGH Archive)


Oh great, yet another new author...
(teleporting in, holding the printout) I'm not #152! What the heck?
Cranky, still alive?
Yes, you... (3  landed on his back)
About time I shut him up.
Like that's new, I have seen Cranky gotten smacked by about 50 billion cows over his BOTVGH career.
I'll show you something original.
( attaches a black box with a timer to 's Tie and runs)
What the heck... (tick) (tick) (tick) *BLAM* ...you are despicable... *BOOM* (DK falls to the ground)
I got the update for my DexterPC.
What is the version number?
Dexter: v1.5.62
Why is the last number equal to this short's revision number? 

(a falls on )
Don't ask stupid questions...
(watching for s) What's Kamek's number now?
Dexter: #152, has many colors... 

( applies the update)


Dexter: v1.5 -> v1.5.62 Update complete...Refreshing...correction: 
#156, updated 12/6/99, added data on the many colors of Kamek's Robe 
#156, updated 1/16/2000, applied Y2K update to Dexter. 


Did somebody call?
Yes, your Pokémon number is now #156.
Everyone except  and : (sarcastically) yeah
Who cares, where's my back pain ointment?
Shut up!
Go away Jumpman.
May two cows fall on you all! 

(An hour passes)
uh... Where's the cow?

(a falls on )
Bit late... sorry...
It's OK... don't do that again!
HAHAHA!

(a  falls on )
HAHAHAHA... dumb...

(a gagged  falls on )
Love the ending! 

(A piano, a dozen , and a copy of Quake 3: Arena falls on )
What a dumb ending!
THE END! [or is it?]
By the way, Quake 3: Arena is out, happy fragging!
Why in my day, we played Doom deathmatches. And I was the king of the hill.
SHUT UP! People still do, me included! 

(A ton of  and a crate of Doom CDs falls on )
HAHA!!

(A sign falls on )
(Sign reads: "Quake 3: Arena and Doom are copyrights of Id Software. Netscape is a copyright of Netscape Inc.")
Dead yet, Cranky?
Shut up...
I didn't get many lines to say...
THE END! [finally]
  
Editor's Note: Revision 6.2