"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:

Bite Me by Iris Dedicated to Michael, my mad cool bro!

 

THE CAST

Megaman X, Zero, Sonic, Wario Not Pictured: Computer, Dr. Cain

 

(At Maverick Hunter HQ) Whew, I’m beat. Sending Mavericks to the scrap heap all day is tough work, isn’t it Zero? Ya, I especially hate dealing with the dumb ones who give you flack in a pathetic attempt to stall you before you fry their circuits. *stretches and relaxes* It sure is nice to take a load off after a job well done… want some lemonade? Sure. ( leaves to get lemonade) Computer: WARNING! WARNING! Security breach! Intruder alert! ( draws his Beamsaber) ( returns with refreshments) Omigosh! *drops drinks* ( charges his X-Buster) Hey! Come out quietly, or you’re toast! ( appears) Wha? Who are you, and what in Light’s name are you doin’ here?! That’s Sonic, man!    I just couldn’t help but overhear your conversation about your work, and think of how much harder MY job is! Hey, lay off buddy, our work is TOUGH! I don’t see you running your butt off and bopping nasty robots on the head all day! That’s cuz we’re SHOOTING them, stupid! Oh, oh, alright, that’s it! I’ve had about enough! BITE ME. ( and  start beating each other up) KNOCK IT OFF! Computer: CAUTION, CAUTION! Dr. Cain has witnessed your inhospitable acts and has come to investigate! Uh oh… (Dr Cain appears) Dr. Cain: What is the meaning of this?! BITE ME. Dr. Cain: AAAAAAARRRGHHH! (Dr. Cain uses his cane to beat ) Yeeeeow! So much for there being a mature one here. Dr. Cain: We have a real crisis on our hands outside, and all you spoiled stars can think about is beating the living daylights out of each other! (Voice: Can it, old man!) Dr. Cain: WHO SAID THAT!? ( enters) Hey look, it’s rummy! What do you mean, rummy?! The color of my nose is caused by an unrelated skin condition!!!!!!! YA RIGHT! BITE ME. Now you’ve gone too far, bozo! ( attacks ) Waaaaaaa! SHUT UP! MAKE ME. !!! ( beats up ) Dr. Cain: ORDER, ORDER! The Mavericks are on the loose, Dr. Robotnick is up to his old antics, and there’s plenty of treasure to be had, so all of you have work to do. NOW GET TO IT! and  Fine, we’ll make our leave now. Sorry Zero, sorry X ( &  leave.) …. Wait a minute, I know what you’re up to… you’re…. you’re…. A MAVERICK! Dr. Cain: That’s preposterous! Me, a maverick? You must be joking! Why else would you be so anxious to get rid of us? Dr. Cain: ... BITE ME. (Dr. Cain reveals true Maverick form) Oh my goodness! It can’t be! Alright, you.. you… impostor! You’re GOIN’ DOWN! (Beats up Dr. Cain and he explodes!) Computer: KABOOM, KABOOM, you have destroyed the Doc, now you must die! All: Huh? ( and  see the virus from Megaman X2 has infected the computer) and  We’ll handle this. (Computer goes Kablamo!) (Real Dr. Cain enters!) Dr. Cain: Good job, X and Zero! You’ve passed my little test! TEST?! Dr. Cain: You were able to detect that the previous me was a phoney! Let me get this straight… you tricked us? On purpose?! You know what I have to say to that? All: ? BITE ME. THE END

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