"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:

The Almost Never-ending Story part 2 by Grimlock Man

 

THE CAST

Mario, Luigi, Toad, Peach, Cranky, Grimlock Man Not Pictured: Unimportant Man

 

Welcome! Continuing P-Gold's sadistic story, http://www.geocities.com/TimeSquare/Realm/6501/pgoldep1.html The Almost Never-ending Story, I have created the sequel! This one will have a plot, no matter how strange. Let us start! (At BOTVGH island) Where'd P-Gold go? I don't know, but he left a stranger in charge! Stranger than you think! (presses a button) Mama-miaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (falls in a trap door) (Everyone else except  and  fall into trap doors) Why'd you leave me?!? So we can hook up all my systems and kill Mario in various ways! Ummmmmmmm... OKAY! (With the other guys...) Where are we? (A sign marked "You're in another dimension, you DOLT!" falls on ) Bill: You people need some help? (looks up) Ye-(hearts appear in her eyes) drool, gloat gloat... Hey?!? Where's Luigi? (elsewhere) YOU LIKE MY GAME?!? (crying) I'm...I'm so happy... (back in the alternate dimension) I...I don't like this place!!! You shouldn't, SEGA junkie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meanie! (runs away) (sings "The Wedding Bell Blues" to Bill) (A  falls on Bill) Mario: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 s fall on ) Ow... (Bill dies) Nooooo! (Everyone is sucked into a dimensional portal) N64: GAME OVER. & YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wha- THAT'S MY GAME!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! BIG CHEESE ROUTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (Outside) Unimportant Man: Ladeda...*The BOTVGH Hut's roof blows off* EEEEEK!!!!!!!!! (Inside) That was just weird... Not what I expected...(falls through a trap door) Anyone up for "Mario is Missing"? Everyone but  NOOOOOO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay! 10 Bucks says I can get a better score! You're on! To Be Continued

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