"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:

Luigi in the Second Dimension! by Erickirb

 

THE CAST

Mario, Braden, Erickirb, H Cuz, Dr. Wily, Luigi, Cranky, Jumpman, Peach, Daisy, Wario, Link, Toad, Mallow, Bowser

 

Hey! New author! Man, this is really getting out of hand! I heard that he was like me, and didn't like you too much, Mario! Nah, he couldn't. It's very rare to have a person taht hates-                              (A  falls on ) Or...not. Heheheh...well, Mario, I'm gonna' really torture you today! Heh, heh... you're gonna' go nuts! Warning: This will only take affect for this episode.                            (The episode starts) This new Dimentional Portal is gonna' get me Millions! Now, who to test it on...                                    ( walks by) Goodie... ( fires the beam at , and a dimensionsl portal appears where  was, and when it disappears,  is still there, and he walks towards BOTVGH HQ.) Huh? Oh, well...                                 (Later, at BOTVGH HQ)                 ( comes running out of BOTVGH HQ, and stops short of ) Luigi, I just read the review of that game, "Luigi is missing", and you gave me a very raw deal! Huh? What do you mean, Mario? Don't play dumb with me, Mr.Nintendo Mascot! And call me Jumpman! What the-? Oh, leave him alone, Mario! Jumpman! JUMPMAN!!!!! What's going on?                              (In the normal dimension) Luigi! What took you?!? What do you think, Jumpman? Oh, no! Not my brother, too! Hey! Everyone is catching on, Jumpman! : I'm not Jumpman! This is Jumpman! Hello. Weird. Hey, guys! Ah, Peach! Wanna' go on a date? Luigi! How could you?!? What do you mean?                              (Meanwhile, in the other dimension...) (thinking) Man this is too weird...(talking) Guys, I'm going on a walk, okay? Take your time!                             ( walks in front of 's castle) Ah! A perfect person to test my Inter-dimensional ray on!                                   (He fires the ray)                          (Later, when  reaches BOTVGH HQ) Why does this website say I'm neglected? (mumbling) Yep, he lost it...                               ( walks through the door) Hey, guys! Luigi?!? But...you can't be here! Why not? Because...you're over there! (points to  at CPU) Sonovagun! Other  What the-?!?                    Continued That didn't make fun of me that much! I liked it when you were sucking up to me in the other dimension! Grrrr... Heheheh... Cool! Anyone know how many "Mario sux" posts I've put up on a Message Board? Do I want to know? Probabaly not. Yaaaay! Mario is gettin' really p*ssed off! I like this! Hey! This is BOTVGH! you can't say that! THE END

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