"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:
Battle of the Video Game Heroes, Season 6!
How Do You Say "BOTVGH"? part 2
by Dreemz Dragon

 
THE CAST
Top Row:
Mario, Luigi, Toad, Cranky, Bowser, Peach, Yoshi

Bottom Row:
Cow King, Cow, General Cowamov, The Rock, Kenny, Cartman, Goku

 
(As we left off,  brought up one of the most challenging questions in the history of time. "How do you say 'BOTVGH'?")

(Our last cast are trekking through the desert somehow, looking for people to ask...)
I think we fried Yoda's brain when we asked him...

The poor little alien.

....Lessee...(Just as he looks at BOTVGH Island map, he bumps into the Cow King.)

COW time! I feel like enjoying other people's pain and torture.

No time, Cow King-ey. We hafta go around asking about one of the most challenging questions in the history of time.

What's that??

All others: "How do you say 'BOTVGH'?"

....Guuuh...That's a good question...(Looks up towards the sky, then shouts...) GENERAL COWAMOV!! GET DOWN HERE AND HELP MEEEEEE!!
( jumps out of a cloud and lands at the 's side, along with another cow.)
What?

"How do you say 'BOTVGH'?"

"How do you say 'BOTVGH'?"?? "How do you say 'BOTVGH'?"??! ACK!! ( panics and runs away frantically... looks at the BOTVGHers oddly)

Random  Moo? (Explodes)
That's a dangerous question, you guys...

(LATER...)

(The BOTVGHers are in a wrestling ring, talking to )
What do you want, jabronies??

Yoshi! "How do you say 'BOTVGH'?"

...I'm not going to answer that.

Yoshi! Why not? :(

(puts her hand on 's shoulder, sweatdropping) Listen, Yoshi, if The Rock says he's not gonna answer it, then he's not!!

Yoshi! But I wanna knoooooooooow!!

(Getting angry) 1....2...

Are you down, Rock??

...3...!!!!!!!!!
**BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!**

( used Explosion!)

(MORE LATER...)

(The charred BOTVGH main cast runs into the South Park Kids (well, 2 of them))
Ack!

Watch it, you...........

Mmph.

Hey you two short, ugly kids! "How do you say 'BOTVGH'?"

What the h*** is "BOTVGH"?!

Mmmph-mm--nng--ff--ppp--mmph!!

Wrong! *makes buzzer sound* Wrong, Kenny!

Uh...let's go...
(EVEN LATER...)

(The BOTVGHers somehow get into, uh, Dragon Ball land! They encounter , and his son, Gohan!)
Hey, you so-called "powerful" whippersnappers, "How do you say 'BOTVGH'?"

...Huh?...

Gohan: Daddy, do you know?

...

Ha! They're so powerful, yet they can't answer a simple question! What's wrong with this generation?!

Gohan: The old monkey guy scares me, daddy! (hides)
(NOTE: For you DBZ-watchers, Gohan's really young in this short, so that's why he's so scared...I hope that cleared something up...)
"Old monkey guy"?!

Don't worry, son, I'll blast it! Kame...........
('s now cupped hands start glowing a light blue.)
(the wind starts to blow) Huh?

HAME...

Gohan: That's right, Daddy! Blast it!

(the waters in the lakes start to ripple and flow) ...What's going on here?!

HA!!! (Blasts  into oblivion)

Looks like this old monkey's blasting off again!!.................

Thanks, Goku. I was hoping he'd die soon.

: Yeah, he was a tough old bird. Er, monkey.

Ape, actually.

No, monkey!

Ape!!

MONKEY!!

APE!!....

Err...so, Goku, do you know the answer to our question?

Um...what was it again?

"How do you say 'BOTVGH'?"

...Uh...[He doesn't know] (Goku's hands start glowing bright blue again. He wants to blast away all his problems...) [Thinking] I don't have to answer this hard question...

Uh-oh......
(After a few moments,  is blasted sky high!)
Big brotheeeeeeeeeeer!! Noooooooo!!
(as he flies off, blackened and charred) This is all your fault,Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!


Uh............

Well, technically, it is.

--groan-- -_-()

To Be Continued...


 
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