Races of the Diddy Kong Racers By Don HARLOW

 

Top Row:  Diddy, T.T., Pipsy, Tip Tup, Taj, Drumstick, Conker and Krunch Bottom Row: Don, Bumper, Banjo and Timber Not Shown: Bluey the Walrus, Tricky the Triceratops and Bubbly the Octopus

 

I'm bored. I've been bored ever since that party we had after we got rid of Wizpig. Hmmm......Why not try to beat your own time in any course, T.T.? That's what I tried and I can't do so! A few minutes later I got an idea. Why not race with our friends? Oh yeah, I never thought of that idea. Thanks, Taj! Later... I thought of a good idea, everyone. What is it T.T.? We all should race together. We will go to every course. The number of points depend on which position you were in so if end up in 11th place, you will get no points and if you end up in 1st place, you will get 10 points. The person with the most points will get a gold trophy. The other 2 of the top 3 will get a silver or bronze trophy, depending on their place. Oh, and no cheating is allowed. Also, we know you don't have to use vehicles, Tricky, Bluey, Bubbler, and Smokey. Racing, my favorite thing! Later, at Ancient Lake... Author: Let me tell you my name before the race starts. It is David Donald Harlow. Wow! Get ready! gets a blue boost while everybody else except  gets a yellow boost. Go! Everybody goes over the starting line. Here's whats happening in this race. Right now,  is in lead. She takes a red balloon but  gets ahead of her and so does .  never seems to quit. She just fired a missle at .  Wow! The missle got 'em!  Meanwhile,  is in last place because he's going too slowly. Also,  is in 10th and  is in 9th.  Meanwhile, back to the leaders. Wow! She must be going really fast. She's almost up to  But look!  is catching up to the mouse.  Meanwhile, , , , , and  are racing for 4th place. But look! There are 3 oil slicks on the road. , , and  lose their places. Now, 's in 7th, 's in 8th, and 's in 6th. Meanwhile, back to the leaders. It's the 2nd lap now for   Tricky: Go, T.T. It's the 2nd lap for you now. Shut up, Tricky! Don't copy me! Smokey, Bubbler, and Bluey: Yeah, Tricky! Shut up! Tricky: Why I outta hurt you all badly! Smokey breathes fire at Tricky Don't worry, ladies and gentlemen. I put cameras on everybody's vehicles before the start of the race so that I could see every part in case I missed one. Meanwhile, back at the fight Tricky hits Smokey with his horn Bluey hits Tricky with his teeth is about to pass Tricky, Bluey, Bubbler, and Smokey but he sees the fight What are they doing? stops his car, gets out of it, and hits them all Who started the fight? Bluey, Bubbler, and Smokey: Tricky did! Tricky: No! The author did! A lightning bolt hits Tricky That's what you get for trying to upset the author! To Be Continued!