"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:

Star X vs. Sonic by Star X &  Diskmaster

 

THE CAST

Mario, Cranky, Tails, Link, Sonic, Zelda, Diskmaster, Star X

 

(at the Archive) Where is Megaman at? At Dr. Light's home in Nebraska, you idiot! Ok, who is going to go against Star X?, you poor excuse for a Plumber on Steroids. Cranky, Someone will. Really Fuzzbutt? Don't make me hurt you, Cranky. Me, you dumb whirlwind of a fox.                                                    ( comes in on a XR-32 jetpack constructed by  ) (radio) This is blue star calling Dr. Evil, come in Dr. Evil. I heard you, you can land you idiot.                                                              ( has arrived to BOTVGH island.) So you want to take me on Sonic? Ya, you poor excuse for a (censored)... Sorry man, handbook rules.                              ( uses his special ANTIPODE CUT power on  , and he takes a nose dive.) StarX, I just heard you finally got Zelda 64. He did, for his birthday. Unbelievable. He's like at the Fire Temple now. Yeah I am. I could use some help...                                                                      ( shows  how to kill Volvagia) Hi Diskmaster. uh... Hi (nervous) Get away from my fiance. Shut up.                                                           ( slaps a C4 cluster on , burning his beard.) When was this? You two are getting married? You don't look at the episodes much do you, it was announced in the Awards Episode. Really? (leaves to look) Oh sure, he leaves me to finish the episode. Are you gonna survive the marriage Cranky? Why sure, red man, WAIT a minute, what does that mean? I will send you a suprise present to you. (Note: Author of that ep, CONTACT ME!!)                                               ( returns with a red box marked "Do not open till Cranky's Marriage") Here, enjoy. HEY! No presents until the marriage (wink). Right. Ok, I'll see you then. Oh and Diskmaster...                                                                         (throws his cane at) OW!, I deserve that for what I did in my previous short. (or not, heh heh)                                    ( calls for cows, but remembers the season 6 ban, improvising with...) BOMBS!!! What? Are you insane?                                                                      ( begins to fight with ) Oh great. There's your sibling rivalry. THE END? (or not) Don't worry folks, these two will write a sequel in time... Will they make it? I have got to quit coming in late!!!                                 THE END

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