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and ...
Hey look everyone, it's the Nintendo characters! We're saved!
All the writers: YAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! (
appears wearing a Wing Cap)
(takes one look at and bursts
out laughing)
Just shut up
if you want me to get you out.
*Hee
hee* Sorry, Mallow.....
(
releases the writers and they all leave except for
who has to write the short)
(Just as
is returning with ,
is threatening the BOTVGH heroes in his ship) Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Now I'm going to destroy you all!!!
YIKES!!!! Where are the writers when you need them?!
Well, I'm right
here...
Oh, back for more,
eh? (He reaches for the device)
Not again, Wily.
The handbook clearly states you can't use the same evil plot twice in one
episode, even a two-parter.
Oh,
@&$% the handbook.
The
handbook also prohibits cursing.
*@&#^$@*#$!!!!
BOTVGH Censors: (slap a CENSORED sign over 's
mouth)
(tears off sign)
Grrr, that does it. I shall now end your control of this fan fiction...
You
really want to take it over? (Tells
all the pressure of being in charge of BOTVGH)
Well,
I'll end your control of this episode at least.
Oh
no you don't! (He eats the device and lays an egg!)
HEY!
Give that BACK!!!!!
OK! (He throws
the egg at 's ship)
Grrrrrrrr.........
(He fires a volley of lasers at
and dives behind a table)
We can fight this clown!
With the writers back we've nothing to fear! (He hits a 
and gets the Vanish Cap)
Right, Mario! I'm right behind
you! (He hits another and
gets the Metal Cap)
Ahem.
I am not a clown, I am a mad scientist-----
Are you sure?
With hair like that I was sure you were Bozo the Clown or some'n.
AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Check this out!
(He breaks open a DK Barrel and , ,
and appear!)
What th'?... Three
in one barrel?
Kongs: We learned that in Cheating 101.
Why does Kiddy Kong come
out of a DK Barrel when his initials are KK???
Umm... he's
a toddler and he can't spell?
Invisible :
You can't fight what you can't see!!! (He goes right into Wily's machine!)
I'm gonna get you Luigi!
(He fires at Metal
but his shots bounce off)
Metal :
You're finished, Wily! (He goes into the ship too!)
and turn back to
normal) Uh-oh...
Not so hot without your special
caps, eh? (He throws them out the side of the ship!)
MAMA
MIA!!!!!!!!
Oooohhhh....
I think I hurt my bum....
Kongs: Our turn!
Hey! What the... that's OUTRIGHT cheating!!
Yeah, we know.
Don't you have any shame?
No.
Think of all the kids looking up to you. Cheating's wrong...... Oh man,
what am I saying?
's ship with their respective
attacks)
Here, Kongs, have some barrels! (Lots of TNT
Barrels appear near the Kongs)
Wow, thanks!
(desperately)
Wha-- But you're the WRITER! You have to be NEUTRAL!!!
Forget it, Doc.
HEY!!!
Only my wife calls me Doc!!
Uhhhh...... your wife???
DON'T
ASK.
Blizzard Bear: Hey, Bazooka, need ammo for Big Bessie?
Who's Big Bessie?
Bazaar Bear: Bazooka's cannon.
Oh.
Brigadier Bazooka Bear: Well, Dixie gave me a bowling ball, but... Blizzard Bear: What?! Dixie was supposed to give that bowling ball to Blue!!!
We did! It was too big for
him, so we brought it to Bazooka!
That's
right!
Sigh,
stop talking about DKC3...... We have work to do.....
Bramble Bear: (ignoring him) Besides, it's the thought that counts, Blizz! Blue Bear: Get over it you guys! My birthday was months ago!!! Boomer: Ready whenever you are! Bazooka: Good. Ready...Aim...FIRE!!!!!!!! 's
ship!) That
wasn't in the script!
and :
WE DON'T USE A SCRIPT, DUMMY!!!!!!!!
Oh, brother. Cut it out, all of you.... Wily's getting away......
So what else is new? Wily
gets away all the time.
Which is why there are so
many Mega Man games.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! (He escapes
into KAOS the Robot!)
Hey, that's my robot! I'm going to sue you!
You're not supposed to be in this short!
disappears) Uh,
Dixie, Kiddy, you've fought KAOS before. You handle this.
Yeah, bye.
Oh sure, chicken out.
(makes
chicken noises) Buk-buk-buk-buk-bu-GAWK!
(Sigh) Never mind, Kongs. I got some help
from Saffron Gym.
(
appears) I
know just what to do. Kadabra, go.
(
appears) Kadabra!
Use
your Confusion.
(Inside KAOS) Huh?
KADABRA!!!!!
(Confuses )
Ha! You
think your tricks can defeat..... me........
Where's
that Self-Destruct button?
(
pushes the self-destruct button and KAOS explodes, sending
sky-high. When he lands, he starts to leave, but gets hit by a  )Bazaar: What a mess. (Looks at KAOS' remains) Gosh, I don't
think Cranky's been this quiet since before DKC came out!
Wonder
what happened to him.
Wonder why anyone
would care what happened to him.
Hey,
I'm just curious, that's all. I don't like that old ape any more than you
do.
But he calls
you Luigi, not Jumpman.
Well
that's not MY fault...
and
were arguing...) Everybody: Yay! Sabrina, you're our hero!!!!! Cool!
Does this mean I can turn you all into dolls? (In-joke from the TV series.)
Everybody: NO!!!!!!!!!!! Ummmm....
Do I get to drop cows on you then?
Everybody: NO!!!!!!!!!!! Aw...
Wow, this is
a long short.
So sue me.
(To the Brothers Bear): You
guys gotta go.
Bramble: But Barnacle, Blunder, Brash, Baffle, Benny, Barter, and Bjorn didn't get to say anything! Blizzard: Not so loud! Quick, let's scram before the Cow King hears you! (The Brothers Bear and Rambi, Squawks, and Squitter leave, along with
and , and everybody else
goes back to the jungle, leaving
behind) (wakes
up from a nap): Hey Jumpman, don't you try to leave me here!!!! (He chases
after them)
Oh darn. That was almost
a new world record.
What was?
Longest time without Cranky
saying anything. I was all ready to call the Guinness Book of World Records...
That old geezer
was probably taking a nap.
Maybe he just felt like giving
us a break.
I was hoping he'd died.
WHY I OUGHTTA...!!!!!!!!
is about to say something,
appears.) Hey
Diddy, bet you can't answer my new questions!!!
( 's
watch beeps) How
many DK Barrels are there in all three DKC games combined? How much wood
would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? What attack does
Oddish learn upon reaching experience level 33, and what effect does this
attack have on Oddish when it's used?...
Um,
Swanky, the short's over.
Phew.
Saved by the bell.
Saved
by the watch is more like it.
D'oh....
and to think, I spent hours searching the Pokémon Player's Guide
for that last question.
Don't
worry Swanky, you can ask it in a future ep. Right now I gotta end this
short.
After
our traditional whining-at-the-end-of-the-short.
I didn't get to say anything!
falls on ) I
see you've met my new Pokémon.
Wow, that was a bit different.
falls on ) Ahh,
sweet tradition. ( faints)
And now, Mario will conclude this short with an educational, wise, moral.
And the lesson
we learn from today's short is... uh...
thinks for a while)
Hold on a sec... (whispering) Psssst, H Cuz, what is the moral of
today's short?
Over there. (Points to Cue-Card Boy)
Ummm,
yes. *Ahem* (reading
cue cards) There is no moral to today's short. We did not learn anything
from this experience. If you learned anything from this short, I would
like to--
Hey!!
I wasn't finished!
Yes
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