A SHORT The Anti-Writer Device, Part 1 by H Cuz

 

THE CAST

(from left to right) Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Toad, Lakitu, Cranky, Cow King, Dr. Wily, Wario, H Cuz, Ian, Don, Jes, Chris, and UDX  Not Pictured: Any and all the BOTVGH writers (even the ones without pics), lots of video game heroes, and the Director

 

Hey, I didn't know H Cuz does shorts.  Well, you know, when the weather gets warm, it's time to break out the shorts! Get it??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA---  (A  falls on ) Owwww.  Serves you right. That was the worst joke I've heard in a long time. Everyone except : I'LL SAY!!! Besides which, it's the middle of winter... Okay, okay, no more jokes. Let's get on with the episode, I mean the short.  (Meanwhile, in 's lab)  Hahahaha, with my new invention I'll finally be able to destroy all the BOTVGH characters. Then the BOTVGH archives will be mine! All mine! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!  That's for sure!!!! There's no way this could fail!! ......... Uh, doc? What is it, Wario? What is your new invention? It's an anti-writer device! No more cows, lightning bolts, and nothing to stop me from destroying those puny BOTVGH characters!  I can't wait! Heheheh!!! Let's try it out! ( pushes a button on the device and there is a small explosion. The smoke clears to reveal , looking somewhat bewildered.)  Wha? What happened?..... Wily!! Wario!!!!! I thought I got rid of you in one of my shorts!  Think you can beat us again?  Of course I can, I'm a WRITER! Cow King please!  Ohhhh no you don't! Not this time!! (Pushes another button and the  that was falling disappears!)  Eep! (He runs away.)  Awwwww. He got away. (starts to cry) There there, Dr. Wily. Don't cry, we'll get all the writers eventually. Here. ( gives  a tissue box) *sniffle* Thank......you..... ( and  set out in 's spaceship and start to capture various authors) (A short while later,  comes to BOTVGH Island with a message for )  Oh no, all the writers are missing? But they're-- they're-- They're writers. Yeah! (All of a sudden  starts to fade away!) OH NO!!!! W-w-what's happening?  That's the last of 'em! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!  ( appears in a cage with all the other writers.) Hey guys. ABOUT HALF THE WRITERS: H Cuz!!! I have an episode for you!!! SOME OTHER WRITERS: Hey H Cuz, what happened to my ep? (Sigh) Later, guys....... WRITERS: Sorry....... All right, how'd we get into this mess? My bazooka picked a bad time to run out of ammo.  I tried to escape in my starship but it ran out of gas, even though I just refilled the tank two days ago... I think Wily had a device of some sort.. (to ) You're writing this short, DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!  I'd love to, but... I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED!!!!!  All the writers: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I can post Part 2 to this short... (Meanwhile...)  Well guys, looks like we're on our own. Cow King will you help us get the writers back?  I'd like to, but until they are free I am powerless to drop cows.  Well you may be powerless but I'm not! Who's with me?  Everyone except for  and : ME!!!!!!  Are you nuts? We'll be better off without those young whippersnappers! All they ever do is drop cows on me!  ( punches )  That's one of the best parts, my old primate friend!! ............ (They all set off for 's Castle, dragging along  who is kicking and screaming)  Will the BOTVGH heroes save their writers? Stay tuned for Part 2...  Hey, that's not your line!  Well, the writers have been kidnapped.  Oh, all right.  Hey, I didn't get to say anything!  (Nothing happens)  (muttering to himself) Powerless.... completely powerless...  Well, I guess being abducted does have its advantages.  Director: Okay! That's a wrap! By the way, what was the point of all this?  To set up part 2. That's when things really get interesting...