"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:

The BOTVGH Network by Dan

 

THE CAST

Dan, H Cuz, GoldShadow, Wario, Luigi, Professor Tomoe

 

(, , and  are sitting at the BOTVGH archive, channel surfing.) Hey, here's a decent looking Channel. Announcer: We now return to Wario's Singing Show I'm a maniac! Maniac, that's for sure! And I'm dancing like I've never danced before! ( starts break dancing) , , and  AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHH!!! CHANGE IT! (They change the channel) Announcer: And here's Bowser's Comedy Stand-up Special straight from BOTVGH islaaaaaaannnnnnnnddddddddddd!!!!!! It's great to be here on BOTVGH island But you live here...we all live here now...and we're stuck here too!  Shut up you! Well anyways a guy walks up to me and says, "I haven't had a bite in weeks", so I hit him with a baseball bat and robbed what little change he had. And that's the only joke I have, you've been a great audience! PEACE OUT! That was confusing... ( changes the channel) Announcer: Here's Cooking with Mega Man! Welcome to Cooking with Mega Man. I'm your host, Mega Man! Today we'll be learning how to cook Chicken Lemon Rice soup, let's get started shall we!? First you gather all of your ingredients, then you mix them up in a pot of boiling water. (burns himself) ow! Then you shoot the pot with your mega buster because u can't friggen cook! *$^@!! awwwwwwww &^$%!! Announcer: We're having technical diffulcties please hold... (the channel is changed) Announcer: Welcome to America's Most UN-Wanted, we now bring you to our headquarters with our host, Emperor Fred. Fa-red! Fa-red! Fred fred FA-RED! ??? (the channel is changed) Announcer: We now return to ER: BOTVGH Edition Looks like goooooood watchin'. Mister GoldShadow... (IRL): Heeeeeeeeeey I never agreed to this! I'm afraid...your turning into Nesshelper... N...no...it can't be... ( and  are laughing at  irl) It starts slowly, you're already showing the first symptoms, you're entering the BOTVGH chat and other chats and doing nothing in them, then going off to surf and chat in other places, leaving your chat name idle...pretty soon you will be posting millions of worthless topics like Chrono trigger stats hourly, finally, you will lose all of your witty comebacks and just send antagonists into the X-Zone, cast Doom, or use a Lame-o-Meter... (creepy music plays and the camera zooms in on GS's face as he screams) NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! (Fade to black ,cut to commercial) Announcer: Buy SWOOSH!, heck if we know what it does, but we need the money! Announcer: Now back to the program. ( walks in and trips) D'oh!   (Slapstick music plays and the screen freezes on everyone laughing. credits roll, then... more commercials for WHOOSH.) I thought this was a drama... Announcer: Comming up next...The Sean and Blob show with special guests Snake and Burner, and Musical guests Klawkat and Eric with their famous nails and chalkboards. Hmm... I don't think I get this channel. I do. Announcer: Followed by Judge Cuts Man, A mexican robot judge show (Watching a different TV now) I'm watching "As the Cow Falls", the award-winning BOTVGH soap opera, on BOTVGH Soap Network. Ah. (The TVs go blank) What the heck!? ( had tripped over the cord that kept the sattlite running) D'oh! (Slapstick music plays) THE END

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