"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:

Tomoe's New Plot part 1 by Dan

 

THE CAST

Tomoe, Kaorinite, Dan, Mario, Luigi, Toad, Cow King, H Cuz Not Pictured: Judge, Anouncer

 

(somewhere in a dark spooky lab) Kaorinite... Yes, doctor? I'd like you to come see my 2 latest inventions... the first, a machine that will transform ANY character into an author...and the second, a gun, based on the therory of the anti-author device, it will strip authors of their powers, I'm giving you this gun in confidence, I want you to lure the authors here...then blast them, I trust you will not fail...because there will be DIRE consiquences if you do. Yes sir. Count on me... ( takes the gun and leaves) Soon...soon the world will be MINE! (music from Sailor Moon S when Professor Tomoe is ranting and raving like a psycho plays) AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!  (elsewhere)  Checkmate. This is Battleship! U idiot! O...sorry...ummmmm, YAHTZIE!  ( shakes head in disbelief)  Hey, we have an invitation, it says "You are courgaley invited to Tomoe's spooky looking labratory, for a kewl party. Signed, Wouldn't You Like To Know??" ... ... ... ... ... Everyone: PARTY! WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!  (everyone heads to the spooky lab) Hey wait...where is Tomoe's spooky lab??  I dunno... But you're the writer! So sue me... Announcer: Tonight on Court TV, the case of H Cuz VS Dan D'OH!  (meanwhile) If we're gonna get to this party we'll need some directions Mystery Women: Perhaps I can help... You kno where the lab is??  Mystery Women: Of course..follow me... (The group minus  and  follow the Mystery Women to the lab, meanwhile...) Judge: The defendant wins. D'oh! O well, let's head back to the group and find out where the lab is.  ( and  walk back to where everyone was)  Heeeeeey, they're gone...=(  Look, footprints...  ( and  follow the footprints to the lab, meanwhile...) Mystery Women: We're here... Pah-taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy tiiiimmmmmeeee!! Woo hoo!!  (The mystery women grins slyly) (The door slams shut and locks)  Booming Voice: Welcome...to your DOOM!  What kinda party is this?? (Mystery Women throws off her disguise revealing herself to be  holding the anti-author gun, also  steps out from the shadows) YIKES!!!!!!!! ( fires the gun at everyone, yet nothing happens)  What's going on?? Hmmmm...YOU FOOL! THE AUTHORS AREN'T EVEN HERE! Yes they are!  ( swings in from behind and kicks  into a chamber) Alright! Yea! Fools... MUAH HA HA HA HAAAAAAA! (the strange chamber emits some flashes...) ( steps out as GASP! )  AH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! To be continued...

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