Dan's Return part 1 by Dan |
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Dan's Return part 1 by Dan |
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Dan, Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Cranky, Wario,Toad Bottom Row: Cow King, Link, Samus, Goomba, Red Virus Not Pictured: Guard 1 and Guard 2 |
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMMM BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Man it's great to be back in BOTVGH!
Who are u?
Jumpman don't u have any sense!? That's Keanu Reeves!
I'm not Keanu Reeves! I'm Dan!
Everyone: ?? U kno, Dan...Daniel
Keaton...
Everyone: ?? I
did Cow Drop
HEEEEEEEEY
Get back out here unless u want a Cow Drop II! (That's 2 for all u stupid
people)
You can't.
Why not?
Cow
King went to jail for trying to drop cows on Ian at the end of the short
entitled,"The Joys of Being an Author"
awwwwwwwwwww :( well anyways let's get of with the episode. Hey! I have
a good idea! We're gonna bust out Cow King (Well, it may not go in the
season 6 storyline, but he'll be out of jail at least for my short)
Why would we do that?
Yeah! As long as he's in jail we dun get cows dropped on us!
But my episodes are nothing without cows!
Everyone: SO!!
50,000,000,000 coins to the man (Or woman, not to be sexist) who helps
me bust Cow King out!
Pain or money...
With that much money, I could have my own game!
I
could buy a date with samus!
As if, u think u can buy my love!?
Y...y...yes
blasts )
M...m...medic
Maybe we could buy a plane and get off this island!
I
think it has some kind of force field, anyways, dun do that, I dun want
Martin and H Cuz naggin me for ending BOTVGH. Anyways, who all is in?
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Only you guys?
Yeah, everyone
else is too lazy.
Either that or
maybe I didn't want to make a part for everyone in breaking cow king out,well,
anyways, LET'S GO!
Everyone who's going: YEAH! ,,,,
and go to the prison where
is)
So, what's the plan?
Plan?
Yeah the plan.
Yeah, even I know
what a plan is.
Shut up Link
I kno what a plan is, I just don't have one....
What!?
U idiot!
Ooooooo just u
wait til cow king is out, ur the first to get a cow mario!
clams up)
Okay,how about...we blow a hole in the wall, run in, break into cow king's
cell, and all make a break for it.
Uhhhhhh...sounds
good, I guess
And if your caught,
or u trip, I only have one thing to say,and that's good bye! K?
Everyone: K Goodbye Link.
Shut up!
Hey guys! Help
me with this bazooka
with the Bazooka and
they blow a hole in the wall)Guard 1: WHAT THE &%$* WAS THAT!? Guard 2: HOLY @#$% THEY HAVE A BAZOOKA! (The D team (Clever name huh?) runs in and head for the cell block where cow king is)
King me!
This is Monoploy no checkers!
But
I'm a king, the king of the cows! And the King of monopoly!
Idiot.
What's that noise?
Prison riot?
Hey hes over there!
Keanu!
I'M NOT KEANU REEVES!
I mean, Dan!
And Mario! Link! Luigi! Toad!
We're here to
break you out!
Yeah!
Chair!
Everyone: ?? What?
( picks the locks)
????: Not so fast! D'oh!
To be continued... |
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