Chris meets the Pizza Cats
Part 2
By Chris Johnson
The cast from left to right:
Mario, Luigi, Chris, Cranky, Toad, Guido, Polly, Speedy, Fox, Falco, Peppy, Slippy, ROB, Kirby, Peach, Yoshi, Big Cheese, and Bad Bird.
Coninued...  

Hi,any trouble.  

Yes, 3 cats invaded my life and I should of brung my Compressed Phaser Rifle to slow the cats down.  

You mean the Samurai Pizza Cats???  

Ya...  (Reaches Com Badge out of his Pocket...)  

Admiral Chris  Johnson to U.S.S. Voyager, Beam me directly to my Quarters...  

Ok.  

( Gets beamed to his Quarters,and known as Admiral Christopher Johnson.)  

(Changes clothes and now he wears a Uniform From Star Trek: First Contact,along with 
Admiral Rank Pins and a Com Badge,and puts his hat off. And the U.S.S. Voyager stops 
Warp 9 and is in the Lylat System near the Great Fox.)  

Unknown Ship is headed for Great Fox and is responding to Fox McCloud.  

Unknown ship,this is Fox McCloud,were Star Fox,we need your Identification.  

This is Admiral Christopher of the Federation Starship,U.S.S. Voyager,I 
saw 3 Cats and I need information...  

Im the doctor,is that bird need a check up from his red...uh...bleeding eyes??  

Great, I have eyes, red fethers sorrounding my eyes, another dumb doctor 
making Jokes.  

What am I a doctor or a Moon Settle Compactor?!?!?  

The guy in the Green hat is starting to Tick me off!!  

And your really starting to P*** me off!!  

No cursin Cranky, I'm 11 years old.  I don't want characters to start cursing you idiot!!  

Only 11,(Laughs like Chris is a comedian) ha haa!! This kid is makin us laugh!!! 

Oh no... 

GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!  

Computer of U.S.S. Voyager: The U.S.S. Voyager is being pulled into a wormhole. 

(Later at the Mountain of the Mushroom Kingdom,Yoshi,the Samurai Pizza Cats,and the Mario Bros are there,  and  are watchin with binoculars.)  

You really made us mad for you bein scared and sayin your defenden yourself from 
us,now ill use the Cats Slash on you!!!!  

( does the cats slash and  got knocked to the ledge with himself Firing his Compressed Phaser Rifle...)  

Now ill use my claws on you!! Grrrr...  

(Then  rushed and almost got him,with  pulling out a Klingnon sword,A Bat'Telh 
(Pronounced: Bat-leth)...)  

naDewo' ylghoS!!!! (Go away!!!!  (In klingnon))  

( and grabs the ledge of the Mountain he was standing at...)  

Tell me...are you heros,or villins??  

Well thats easy,were heros!! And work for the best Pizza in Little Tokyo!!  

(Breathing heavily) I work for Starfleet, at the Federation,im a good guy!!  

Oops,Speedy?
 
Yes Guido?  

(Chatterin his teeth) I think we were fighting a good guy!!  

How about if I can say this...IF ANYONE WANTS TO BE AN OWNER OF A STARSHIP, SAVE ME!!!  

(The Samurai Pizza Cats look at each other with big eyes then smiles and runs to save him, but  wants to be a friend instead, so he grabs  

I'll get you my friend!!  

Thank you!!!  

I can--'t hold on...(Loses his grip)  

( falls down and Electric Gutars start playin...)  

Sorry, I'm gonna miss you as a friend!!  

No problem...I just go grab a ledge!!  

(Does air stunts and lands on a wing of Fox McCloud's Arwing...and the electric guitars 
stop, the music was when he does stunts.)  

Im hit!  Someone's on my Wing! Oh, it's just Admiral Christopher Johnson...  

You mean that kid,(Laughs like Chris is a comedian) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!  

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

That kid is so strange.  

Is that the best stunt you can do?!?!?!?!?  

GRRRRRRRRRR!!! NO!!!!  

( Jumps on Falco's Arwing)  

Hey Einstien, your on the good side!!  

Hab SoSll' Quch!! (Klingnon phrase: Your mother had a smooth forehead!!) 
(Note: This is a powerful insult, don't say it to friends) 

What the heck are you saying?!?!? 

(Everyone looks at a Missile heading for ,including .) 

nuqjatlh? (Klingnon phrase: Huh?)  

(Then  gets blown sky rocketing to the mountain.)  

Chris ok? Yoshi think so! Yoshi get chris and take to Princess!!!! 

( and  Appear...)  

Hi Yoshi!!!  

That Stunt Showoff kid!!!!  

(Appearing alive!) I resent that,monkey food!!  

(Then the Solar robot from The Pizza Cats Are Only Human: Parts 1 & 2 appear..by a shadow.)  

Oh no...Im doomed!! (Runs a lot...)  

Im so scared...  

(Inside the robot in space...) I do love this job!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!  

That Solar Robot is gonna kill us....were metting are Doom!!!  

Doom?!?!? (Looks at a Space Marine) Hey you Space Marine from Doom 1 
for SNES,give me the BFG 9000 and the Rocket Launcher!!  

Space Marine: Ok, but be careful.  

Ill get the Rocket Launcher!!  

( and  fire the weapons...and the Solar Robot is destroyed...along with Bad Bird 
crash landing at Giant World (From SMB3!!!!!)  

I hate it when I lose!!!    CCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!  

( Appears...)  

(Very mad) I hate you Im gonna kill you now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

To be continued for Part 3...