"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:
Battle of the Video Game Heroes, Season 6!
Cow Drop II!
by Dan

 
THE CAST
Top Row:
Dan, Mel, Maggie, Mario, Luigi, Toad, Peach, Cranky,Red Virus,Zelda

Bottom Row:
 Bowser, Samus, Link, Cow King, Samurai Pizza Cats, Martin's Station wagon (he's gettin popular huh?),Ash, H Cuz,  Professor Tomoe, Wario
Not Pictured:

Martin, Dan's mom

 
Heh heh heh heh heh, guess what today is...


Easter?
The release date of my new game?
                                                                                (Everyone snickers)
My birthday?
Canada day?
The day I get off this blasted island?
No! It's national cow drop day!
Gulp, please! I beg for your mercy great and powerful Dan! Don't drop a cow on me!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, nope!
                                                                                ( falls on )
But I thought cow king was in jail
nope I'm out for today. hehehe!
                                                                                    ( walks in)
Hiiiiiii Dan!
(in a grim voice) Hi Mel.
Who's the chick?
My backstabbing ex g/f girlfriend.
Heyyyyyy that's not nice!
( falls on )
I'lllllllllllllll be goin' home now, bye bye!
                                                       ( falls on  before he can get away) 
,,: U can't get all of us! (they all run)


Oooooo can I try that?

Sure.

                                                                 ( 3  fall on each of them)
                                                                         ( falls on )
That was mean
Hehehe.
                                                                       ( falls on)
Confounded authors!!
Heeeeeeeey Maggie! 
Sowwy.
                                                                            ( falls on)
Ouch 
I think I'm gonna get out of here...
                                                                        ( falls on )
We haven't been in BOTVGH for awhile
                                                                    ( falls on )
&: Hi guys!
                                                      ( falls squashing both  and )
                                                                    ( falls on)
Meep mep beeeeeeeeep (makes funny noises and dies)
Martin: AGH! MY STATION WAGON!!
                                                                      ( falls on
Martin)
Martin: ARGH!! meep mep beeeeeeeeep (makes funny noises like the car and passes out)
This insanity has got to stop!
                                                                       ( falls on )
Hi guys!
                                 ('s fall on , all of the other trainers, and all 251 pokemon)
Dan's mom: What are you kids doing up there?
( falls on
Dan's mom)
Dan's mom: Oof!
Errrrr um, gotta split! bye!

THE END

 
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