"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:

The Torturer, Part 1 by Braki

 

THE CAST

Braki, Mario, Luigi, Link Not Pictured: Braki’s Henchmen aka The Mysterious People

 

( is lying down on the grass with his arms folded behind his head) What a nice day. NOTHING can go wrong today… the sky’s blue, the birds are chirping… ( gives a contented sigh) ( walks up and lies down in the exact same position as ) Hello Mario. Isn’t it such a wonderful day? NOTHING can go wrong today… the grass is green, the air isn’t too warm, or too cold… ( and  give a contented sigh) ( walks up and lies down on top of  and ) Hey guys… guys? and  (muffled): GET OFF! What’s that you say? Get Off? There’s someone named Off? What’d he do? Did he- and  (muffled): GET!!!!! OFF!!!!!!! Oh, GET OFF!!! As in, the get off kinda off… heh heh…. ( gets off of  and  and lies down beside them) As I was saying before you guys so rudely interrupted me…( and  glare at ) Isn’t it such a wonderful day? NOTHING can go wrong… hornets all around, bird and dog poop everywhere… (, , and  give a contented sigh) ( walks up) Hi guys! Guess what? , , and  What? You’re gonna be the new victims of my TORTURE CHAMBER!!! , , and  AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (Mysterious People come up, dressed in black robes and a black hood) Ok, mysterious person peoples… grab them! (4 mysterious people go for  and 4 for ) Mysterious People Leader: Er… Boss? What is it? Mysterious People Leader: We don’t have anymore Mysterious People for that one (Mysterious People Leader points to ) Ah, don’t worry about him. I can handle him… you Mysterious Person Peoples Persons… Peoples Persons Peoples… Person… Peoples… Per… sons… are always short on members, huh? Mysterious People Leader: Yes, we are boss… so sorry… ( grabs  and heads off with the Mysterious People) Much much much much much much later on… As in, 10 minutes… ( wakes up in the torture Chamber) ( wakez up in the prison cell) ( wakes up in a room dedicated to Samus) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait… why am I screaming? I’m in HEAVEN!!!! (Mysterious People come up to ) Mysterious People Leader: Sorry, we took you to the wrong room… (Mysterious People take Link to a room dedicated to Cranky) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Mysterious People Leader: Ooh… sorry, wrong room again. (Mysterious People take  to the bunny pen) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (Mysterious People Leader turns toward the Mysterious People) Mysterious People Leader: do u guys even remember where you’re going? (Mysterious People stare nervously at their feet) Mysterious People Leader: To the Prison!!! (Mysterious People put  in the cell next to ) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone: STOP THAT INFERNAL SCREAMING!!! ( cowers in his prison cell) aaaaaaaaahhhhhh???????????? END OF PART 1 (What will happen to Mario in the Torture Chamber? How shall Luigi respond? Will Link ever stop that infernal singing, and… WHEN WILL THE PEOPLE FINALLY UNDERSTAND THAT I ALREADY HAVE A PENGUIN!?! Find out all on…) THE TORTURER, PART 2!!!

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