The Doom Baby by Braki |
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The Doom Baby by Braki |
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Braki, Mario, Luigi, Wario, Peach, Donkey Kong, Cranky Kong Bottom Row: Samus, Link, Bowser, Toad, Cow King, Yoshi, General Cowamov |
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Hi peoples!
Who are you?
I’m a new author.
My name’s Braki.
Pch! New author, whatever! I can feel it! You’re EVIL!!!
And you aren’t?
Hmm…
( goes to a corner of the room
to think)
Well, I certainly feel that you’re evil.
You’re Wario’s brother… how do you know that you’re not partially evil
as well?
Hmm…
( goes to the same corner as Wario
and thinks)
Well, I feel it, and I’m NOT related to any of those… those… those… (sob)
I just CAN’T insult my brethren!!!
( goes to the same corner as Luigi
and Wario and startz crying loudly)
Everyone: -_-‘
Cranky cries?
Of course Cranky cries! He’s CRANKY!!! Wait… did that sound right?
(Everyone shakes their head)
Ok….
( goes to the same corner as the
rest of them and thinks)
Is everyone gonna go to the same corner?
I hope not… it’d make the story dreadfully boring.
Everyone(Who isn’t in the corner): It already IS dreadfully boring!
Hey!!! That’s it… this calls for revenge… BABY POWER!!! Oh, and guys?
Everyone: What? :
Remember… I ALREADY HAVE A PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: ???????????????? ( turns into Baby )
Baby
Heehee… Hewwo evewyone!!!
Everyone(Who isn’t in the corner): A baby… for revenge… (Everyone who isn’t in the corner bursts out laughing)
(Turns around) I know you’re laughing at me… well, STOP it! I have feelings
too! (Cries louder)
Everyone: -_-‘ Baby
You’re gonna wegwet dis… (puts on her cutest face possible)
( and
Enter)
Oh, what a cute little baby!
( picks up Baby )
Baby (Thinking):
How do I defeat a person made of… whatever she’s made of? Oh, I know!
Baby
Hewwo Miss Samus! Would you wike a dwink of water?
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(Baby holds up a glass of
water)
( tries to stop Baby ,
but ends up knocking the water all over )
( has a terrified expression on
her face as her metal suit thing rusts)
Baby
(Gets back on the ground, looking all innocent)
TOAD!!! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO SAMUS!?!
It was an accident! I swear!
That’s it! It’s time to bring out-
NO! NOT THAT!!!
Yes! (Brings out this thing) It’s time for…. The PEPPER!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
( chases around
with the pepper until he can finally get some into Toad’s mouth)
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! I’M ALLERGIC!!!!!! It causes me to… to…
( faints)
(Baby crawls up to )
Why, hello there.
(Baby takes out her steel
mallet and hits Link in the crotch)
(While
toppling over): $#%&!!!!!!!!!!
( faints)
Baby
$%#@? Wut dat mean?
and AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! IT’S
A BABY QUESTION!!!!!!
( and
faint so that they don’t have to answer)
Don’t worry Braki… you don’t need to know that word…
Baby
But I wanna know!!!
NO!!!
(  drops on )
Mooooooooo **Translation: That’s what you get for yelling at a baby!**
( comes back)
I finally have an answer to your question! It’s… er… er… um…..
( starts heading for the corner
again)
Baby
Oh no you don’t!
(Baby hits Wario on the head
with her steel mallet)
Ooh… I love you… You love me… We’re a great big family… And It’s True Too!
( faints)
( comes back)
You know, I CAN’T be partially evil! Cause I do good things! So I can’t
be evil! Even though I’m related to Wario, I can’t be good! I mean, uh,
evil!
Baby
??? You confusing…
( drops on )
Moooooooooooo **Translation: Make some sense Luigi!**
( comes back)
You know, I didn’t know that Cranky cried either… am I too ignorant these
days?
( drops on )
Yes you are! I mean… Mooooooooooooo!!!
( comes back, sniffling)
Moooooooooooooooo **Translation: Cranky, SHUT IT!!! You are NOT, I say
BOT, related to Wario, Muigi, or Lario!!!**
Baby
and Cranky: ????????
Moo… Mooooooo? **Translation: er…. No one suspects the butterfly?**
Baby
and ?????????
But it’s TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Uh… yes… right…
( drops on )
Moooooooooooooo **Translation: That’s for not believing me!!!**
Baby
Me bewieve you!
^_^
( enters)
Well, hello. What’s your name little one?
Baby
Me name Bwaki!!!
Braki, eh? Cool name.
( drops on )
Mooooooooooooooooooo **Translation: Thanks for not saying hi!**
(Muffled
voice) Hello… your…
( faints)
(Another drops on top of )
Moooooooooooo **Translation: You forgot the ‘Majesty’ part!**
( sees 2 hot )
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
( hurries off to meet them)
Baby
Hey! You kin onwy ‘ave ONE cow!
(Baby whips up The Playa
Basher)
(Baby bops the )
( faints)
Baby
You just wike daddy… onwy daddy did da Edge and Christian pose in a senshi
outfit!
(Baby
posts up pictures or her dad doing the Edge and Christian pose in a senshi
outfit, along with pictures of him as BSBNeon)
( enters and makes that little
sound of his)
Hello every- Hey! What happened here? Everyone has fainted, or has a cow
dropped on him!
( looks at )
Or in his case… two…
( looks at Baby )
Did you do all of this, little one?
Baby
Mm-hmm… dey were makin’ fun of me…
Aw… but it’s still not right… I’m gonna have to take care of you then,
it seems…
Baby
No! Never! I want wevenge!
( and Baby
stand 10 feet apart, looking as serious as possible)
(Baby takes out her playa
basher)
Baby
I know you’ve been cheatin’ on your giwlfwiend!!!
AAAAHHHH!!!!!!! YOU KNOOOOOW!!!!!
(Baby
chases around with her Playa
Basher, hitting him on the butt a few times, while
makes those little sounds of his everytime he gets hit)
( finally falls, and Braki hits
him on the head)
( faints)
Baby
Yay! Me finawy got WEVENGE!!!!!!!
(Baby turns back into )
Heehee…. Wait till Dad hears about this… he’ll be so proud of me…
( takes out a bag of skittles and
starts eating them while she walks away)
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