"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:
Battle of the Video Game Heroes, Season 6!
Luigi's Lucky Day
by Braden

 
THE CAST
Top Row:
Mario, Luigi, Toad, Peach, Yoshi, Wario, Cranky, Braden
Bottom Row:

Bowser, Mallow, Ash, Brock, Misty, Pikachu, Psyduck

 
                             ( is out for a morning jog when , Brock and Misty run up to him)

Hi Luigi!

What are you doing?

Just on a morning jog.

Um, Luigi, I want you to see how good my Pikachu is now! Can we battle?

Oh, why not. I don't mind. Go, Psyduck!

Psyduck?

Hahaha, Luigi has a Psyduck! Hahaha!

Um, so do you, Misty

Oh yeah

Alright Pikachu, this should be very easy, Thundershock!

Pi-ka-CHUU!

                                       ('s Thundershock missed, and ends up head-butting)

OK, Psyduck, Confusion!

                                                     ( is critically hit with Confusion and faints)

Psyduck!!!

I'm-a Luigi, number one!

Holy cow, how did you get your Psyduck to obey you so well?

Easy, just train it well

Luigi has had his Psyduck since it was a baby.

What? How could Pikachu lose?

                                                                      ( runs away, crying)

Ash, you sore loser, come back!

                                                   ( and  run after )

Oh well... Psyduck, let's go home.

Psy-ay-ay, Psyduck?

Cranky's Pokémon are way too easy for you now, but, what the hey

Psyduck!

                           (, with  go back to where the , and  is)

What took you so long?

My Psyduck beat Ash's Pikachu in a Pokémon Battle!

And like we're supposed to believe you?

A good electric Pokémon losing to a useless water Pokémon? Get real!

and  Hahaha!

Psy, duck?

Nope, sorry. I don't have any Tylenol.

I think I do.

                                       ( pulls out a bottle of Tylenol and gives some to Psyduck)

Psyduck!

You're welcome.

That was very kind of you.

Don't say that! You didn't see that, and you never will! Scram!

Where's Cranky?

He's in the other room with our new author.

I heard that he doesn't like Mario.

Mama-mia!

Nonsense, everyone likes Mario

I'ts probably just a rumor

I don't think so...

                                                                    ( comes in with )

Hello, everyone.

Everyone: Hi.

I'm new here, so be a little nice, ok.

Cranky doesn't know the meaning of nice.

Neither do you, Jumpman!

                                       ( snaps his fingers and an anvil drops on both  and )

and  Owww

An anvil?!?!

The cows got banished for the season, so I spiffed it up a bit

Won't that hurt everyone even more than the cows did?

Sure, but that means that we'll just have to get along.

I'm beginning to like him.

I recognise you somewhere, have I seen you before?

Give me a break! He's a new author! You surely haven't seen him before!

                                                                     ( notices 's)

Is that a Psyduck???

Yeah, he's mine.

Awww, he's so cute...

                                                            ( starts tickling 's belly)

Psy-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY!

He's liking it a little too much...

                                                        ( returns  to his Pokéball)

                                                  ( barges in, out of breath and looking worried)

Bowser has kidnapped Princess Peach!

How creative.

I think he's taking it more seriously than last time...

Ah, baloney!

I'm on my way!

                                                                            ( runs out)

Wait for me! I just need to get this anvil off of me!

That ACME makes really high quality anvils

How do you know?

Wile E. Coyote... The poor guy

Can someone help me get this anvil off of me?

                                    ( snaps his fingers again and 10 more anvils drop on )

Ow!

Everyone except for : Hahahahaha

                                                               (An hour later,  and  arrive)

Holy cow, I mean anvil, you guys should have seen Luigi!

What?

Bowser scattered 200 stars all over my castle, and Luigi got all of them in less than an hour! He also confronted, and beat Bowser not three, but five times!

Wow, Mario couldn't have done that!

Yes I could have!

Jumpman can't do anything!

Cranky!!!

Sorry

Actually, in a way, you're right

I am? Um... I mean, of course I am!

That Bowser is so stupid!

Why Wario?

I keep on telling him and telling him to do something different for a change

But he did do something different, actually making it harder

Actually it wasn't that much, just a little bit harder than Super Mario 64

Um... Well oh yeah, well I, um... thought that Super Mario 64 was easy!

That's not what you told me...

See, it was just like some sort of Super Luigi 64

That's it!

That's what?

You should finally star in a non-educational game, so we should have Super Luigi 64!

(blushes) Well, it was nothing really.

Hooray for Luigi!

Mario, you won't be in his game because you didn't bother to save me!

He doesn't bother to do anything...

But I was stuck under an anvil!

Wasn't it eleven anvils?

Ehhh, shut up, before I eat you!

Ahhhh!

Not if I can help it

                                         ( wiggles his nose and 2 more anvils fall on )

Twelve, Thirteen!

I like him!

Peach, Can I at least be in it cause I mentioned it?

What about me? But not as a secret this time.

Me too, but into the action, unlike before, where I was only there to give advice. Arrgh! That made me so mad!!!

Sure!

And me?

Everyone: NO!

                                                (Hours later, after playing 's new N64 game)

That is an awesome game!!!

This is the best game I've seen, other than all of the games I've starred in

I never knew I could look so good on N64, well, actually I did...

Well, this has been fun.

No it hasn't

(elbowing  in the side) We loved having you stay here.

                                                         (Everyone steps outside, saying goodbye)

Come back any time!

You bet I will. My first REAL episode will be Season 6, Episode 19 & 20!

What's it called?

Mario's Revenge, it's a two parter.

At least I like the sound of that.

Not after you see what happens...

No, please Braden, no!

Too late.

(running into the scene, out of breath) Wait, can I say something?

Everyone: NO!

Awww

Come with me, Bowser, I'll walk you home

That is so nice of you...

And give him some tips on doing something creative at least!

I will, bye!

Everyone except : Bye!

                                                            ( and start to walk home)

(whispering to ): I don't like him

                                                ( wiggles his nose and 100 anvils fall on )

Who said I wanted you to?

                              THE END...

WAIT A SECOND! 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20...

Enough already! We get the point.

                                                  ( runs away in tears, and it starts raining)

What did I do?

Come back in, Cranky

Alright

                                                               (Everyone goes back in except )

Hello? Anyone there? I have 113 anvils on me, and I'm soaking wet... Hello? Can somebody help me???

(Silence)

Oh well, it's only two Season 6 Episodes...

                                                      (Plus, two Season 7 eps, and more to come after!)

Oh shoot!
THE REAL END

 
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