A Battle of the Video Game Heroes Short! BOTVGH Boycott! by THEPENGUIN

 

THE CAST

Mario, Luigi, Dr. Light, Cranky, Geno, Goemon, the Cow King, and H Cuz. Not Pictured: Sasuke, General Cowamov, and the Author.

 
 

Eureka I have done it!  Done what?  I have created the ultimate device: the Boycott BOTVGH 2000!  Suuuuuurrreeee!  He's not joking with this we can boycott BOTVGH and reign supreme!  You mean Cow King's, the authors', and H Cuz's control of BOTVGH will be overthrown?  Yup!  Quick, set it up.  We need four-hundred AAA batteries!  Or better yet one car battery!  Hey guys!  Quick where's Sasuke?  Sasuke: Hey guys!  ( takes out Sasuke's batteries and puts them in the Boycott BOTVGH 2000.) Author: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  General Cowamov: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  YES! YES!!  We've done it!  You can't do this!  What's happening now?  General Cowamov: You trecherous video games "heroes".  They've used the power of the Geocities mainframe to close us out!  They can't!  Author: I knew this would happen!  Our only chance is to take a hyperlink to another homepage!  (They went to THEPENGUIN's Nintendo Sphinx!) You guys did it!  What can I say I'm a genius.  (meanwhile at the Sphinx) Author: Well this is my humble abode, it's nothing much but at least it's something.  So these is the premiere sponsor of BOTVGH, huh?  Author: Yup!  You still haven't told us why you address yourself as the "Author" rather than THEPENGUIN.  Author: I like Author.  We'll set cow soldiers up at the residents room.  Author: Good idea!  TO BE CONTINUED!!