The Joy of Being An Author A Battle of the Video Game Heroes Short by Sean Kelly

 

THE CAST

Mario, Luigi, Toad, Cranky, Blob, Cow King, General Cowamov, (not pictured) Sean Kelly, and a few... surprises. ;)

 

Sean Kelly: Greetings.  I know that there are many of you who are wondering why you should write BOTVGH episodes. Well there is a big joy in being an author.  Here let me show you what I mean... (An episode starts) Boy oh boy what a day.  Oh no here comes Cow King! Ha ha ha.  General Cowamov, send your best cows down on the BOTVGHers. Aye aye, Sir! (A whole bunch of s fall) SK: OK.  If I were just reading this episode all the innocent BOTVGHers would have big headaches by now. However, because I am the author, I can say what will happen.  Let's edit the last action sequence a bit... (A whole bunchs of s fall.  However, the pilots from Top Gun: Fire at Will (for the PC) come in their fighter planes.) Stinger: I see about 10 bogeys in the sky.  And they look like... FALLING COWS? Raven: Well that is not something that you will see every day. Merlin: Well what are waiting for? Let's shoot them.  Fox 1! Raven: Fox 1! Stinger: Fox 2! Merlin: We got 'em. Splash 1! Hawkeye: Okay you are to RTB. That is return to base. (The Top Gun pilots leave) I didn't know that the airshow was on today. Go figure. (The episode pauses) SK: See how that small re-write made a funny twist in the plot. Now let's add another character. (The episode resumes) Hello everyone. Hey Blob you missed the airshow. Even though it was not very spectacular. Well what happened? Cow King dropped cows but they were shot out of the sky. Well how do you know that Cow King will not do it again? You don't. Heh heh heh! (The episode pauses) SK: Well how do you stop Cow King? First, we could change his personality. (The episode resumes) OH I AM SO HAPPY! I AM SO HAPPY! I AM SO HAPPY! Ready...... (starts singing) Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy joy!! Okay. Cow King's lost it. Yeah. He's acting like Ren and Stimpy. I wonder what's up with the new personality. Beats me! HAPPY HAPPY! JOY JOY! HAPPY HAPPY! JOY JOY! HAPPY HAPPY! JOY JOY! HAPPY HAPPY! JOY JOY! (The episode pauses) SK: Now he needs a new look. (The episode resumes) Hey look! ( turns into Clown King ()) HA HA... I'M A CLOWN. I'M A CLOWN!! Oh no, he's a clown. That is the purest form of evil in existence! Cranky, you read the Nintendo Power preview for Clayfighter 63 1/3 too many times. (The episode pauses) SK: And now we add the finishing touch. (The episode resumes) (on phone): Hello. Circus? We have a crazed clown of the loose....Oh you'll pick him up? Thanks. 'Bye. (The circus train comes and takes  who just regained his sences) Wait!! I am not a clown.  I am the king of the cows. I have to give General Cowamov his paycheck. Well at least let me call my lawyer! (The episode ends) SK: And so. Those are some of the many joys of being a BOTVGH author.  Get writing. Hey! Mr. Kelly.  I am going to drop my best cows on you for the embarrassment you caused me. (s start falling at SK) SK: Um..... Well another joy about being an author is that you can end it whenever you what.  Bye! THE END This sucks!