BOTVGH Short
Austin Powers Visits BOTVGH
By Jesse M.

THE CAST:
Top Row:
Mario, Cranky, Yoshi
NOT PICTURED:
Austin Powers, Dr. Evil

Finally I beat Jumpman to starting the sho-
(Interrupting) Ah hehe heh! Stupid N64! So addicting...
(Everyone Gasps!)

Err, uhh... Spicy meatballs!
(Everyone Cheers!)

Pretzels are a classic on Yoshi's Island.
EVERYONE: WHO CARES?!
Umm... Boy this is a boring episode...
(Austin Powers breaks through the door and rools around!)

Austin Powers: Yeah baby!
Well in my da-
Austin Powers: Yeah baby!
Now stop that you-
Austin Powers: Yeah baby!
EVERYONE: SHUT UP!!!
Austin Powers: OK baby!
Now Austin, I heard that this person named Dr. Snivley? Um... Dr. Knievel? Err... Yeah! Dr. Evil is after you! Right?
Austin Powers: Yeah baby!
(Dr. Evil teleports from nowhere. Literally.)

Dr. Evil: Muahahahaha!
Austin Powers: Yeah baby!
Dr. Evil: I have you now, Austin Powers. I have taken your Game Boy and you will not have it to play for enjoyment! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Austin Powers: NOOOO! Err... No baby!
(Mario jumps on Dr. Evil and takes the Game Boy back!)

Dr. Evil: I have been defeated... Wait... I can still take your Virtual Boy! Muahahaha!
(Dr. Evil disappears into thin air... Literally!)

(Austin Powers runs out of the building dancing around and stopping in funny poses!)

Wierd...
Yep...
Sur-
(Austin Powers runs back in!)

Austin Powers: YEAH BABY!!!
THE END!
(The Virtual Boy is MINE! Literally!)