Ahh... Sweet Romance by Wario the III |
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Mario, Peach, Daisy, Pauline, Cranky, Jessie, Link, Zelda Bottom Row: Samus, Mega Man, Roll, Wario the III, Toad, Klawkat, Luigi |
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Ahhh, the joy of the season, the joy of Spring. Romance is in the air!
It sure is, Mario. Are you going to give me that present I've been waiting
for this Spring?
Are you talking about a ring?
Yeah, that too!
Mario, looks like you have your girlfriend, but I'm still working on catching
mine!
Absolutely not, Mega Twerp, I will simply not go out with you ever!
Let me show you how it is done, blue boy. Hey Samus. Is that mistletoe
up there?
It sure is. You
know what this means don't you?
I sure do!
shoots the mistletoe into oblivion)
Ooooh, looks like you guys are getting the cold shoulder. I am the only
guy in this archive who can keep a girlfriend.
walks in!)
Mario! So this is where you are? You said you were just going out to buy
groceries! You never came back! Why you little...!
Why, Mario, who is this woman?
I'm Mario's fiancé, that's who I am!
What? I am Mario's girlfriend!
Wait, so he's been off with a little homewrecker?!
I happen to be the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom!
I am princess of Sarasaland, for your information!
is trying to sneak out the door, but all of a sudden
walks in with )
Hey! Look who I found, Jumpman! Your wife, Pauline! Remember when you rescued
her from me on that building?
and WHAT!?
What kind of a husband are you? No wonder your business trips are always
months! What do you spend 4 months with me, then 4 with each little
princess over there? You always said I was your only princess!
and
You said the same thing to me!!
Did I come at
a bad time? Good!
You are in
mega-trouble, Mario.
knocks down a wall and comes in)
Not as much trouble as you are in, you hormonally-driven robot monster!
What????
Now I see you spend all your time going after this Rocket girl! What about
you and I? We two robots were literally made for each other!
Say WHO?
Millions of BOTVGH readers: ROLL is Mega Man's SISTER! , , , ,
and fall out of it)
Where the heck am I?
Huh? There's another me?
Mama Mia, there's two of me!
And two of me!
Hey, you look exactly like me! you must be evil or something!
What the heck is going on here? One second I'm asking Toad what is going
on and the next I appear with clones of my brother?
What episode is this?
It looks like Ahhh... Sweet Romance.
Hey what the heck are you guys talking about?
Oh yeah, I read this one. Link should be shot by an arrow right about now.
holding a bow and
arrow, confused)
There's two of them? Two Links? Which one of you is the one who's
chasing after Samus?
He is!
He is!
Errr... could somebody explain?
I will. I think we've all gone through a plot hole.
A what?
A plot hole. Like when Link appeared out of nowhere.
More like when all of YOU guys appeared out of nowhere.
We never would have had such things in the good 4 and 8 bit days!
and Right on Cranky!
Well, ONE of you Links is trying to go around with samus, and since I don't
know which guy to attack, look out Samus!
Hey now, let's not be hasty.
uses the Thunder medallion on ,
knocking off her suit)
So you're not a robot! You're a supermodel!
Everything is happening according to the episode as if we're not here,
but we've definitely been noticed!
Hey! As soon as you guys appeared, I just noticed! Roll is gone!
Strange.
Get out of my episode Mario! You're hogging my spotlight.
Now Mario knows how it feels being shoved out of the spotlight by Mario.
Hey, this is the point where I point out the affair between Zelda and Mario
and that Zelda has no right to throw accusations around, right?
, ,
and WHAT??? Mario, you
will die!
Me?
Me?
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and Both of you!
WHAT? Mario, you were going with three other princesses?? I'll get you!
Cool, this is the point where Wario the III wakes up and proclaims "I just
had the most horrible dream!"
Wait, wouldn't that put us out of existence?
Quick, make this dream a good dream!
Put out of existece? Well obviously I'm about to go through it and you're
here, so it wouldn't hurt you because you exist again!
No, because you don't exist in the first place, you're just a figment of
imagination!
You're making me angry!
Bring it on!
and are fighting)
Cool!
Cool!
and attack each other
for the heck of it)
Ahem! We WOMEN are the victims! Let's just kill every single man!
Yeah!
s
Ahhhhh!
s:
Ahhhhhh!
Ahhhhh!!!
No! Wario the III wakes up now if we can't find a way out of here, we're
finished!
Why are you even attacking me Roll?
For hitting on that Team Rocket Tramp!
Hey! Jesse isn't here! She ran away in the original but there was no time
to do it this time and it hasn't been narrated!
, the s,
the s, , , , , ,
and are sucked through)
wakes up)
Ahhhh!!! I just had the most horrible dream!
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