THE ZERO AND MINAKO LEMON Written by Dan and H Cuz on AIM VESVES: Take this Sailor Brats! *breast plates fall off* Uhh...you'll have to excuse me, I need to go get some glue, hehehe uhhh *disappears* TUXEDO KAMEN: ............. TUX: Thank god I brought my camera today ^_^ SAILOR MOON: Tuxiiiiiiie! TUX: Ummm, I'm just taking pictures so I can study the enemy...yeah... MOON: Really? TUX: Um...yeah ^_^ MARS: If you believe that, I have a bridge in Brooklyn... VENUS: I want a bra like that! ZERO: I'll buy you one Minako ^_^ (The others stare at her like she's nuts, which of course, she is) ZERO: Hold on, I'll have to take some breast mesaurements first, now just slip out of your fuku VENUS: But the cameras are rolling. ZERO: What cameras? *fires his Zero Buster* X: Ow! KAMEK: I'm not here. SENSHI: o.o;; ZERO: Now you'd better slip out of those clothes if we're gonna get some accurate measurements KAMEK: Hee hee. VENUS: But all these... people! ZERO: Umm I can fix that (Zero Buster glows) KAMEK: Um... eep? (puts up a barrier) X: I just remembered I have to get an oil change. (runs off) OTHER SENSHI: o.o;;; ZERO: *pst* Kamek, can that wand remove clothes? ^_^ KAMEK: Hmmm... it's worth a shot. ^_^ ZERO: Give it a shot ^_^ KAMEK: OK... (meanwhile) TUX: I better work hard if I'm gonna sabotage CereCere's bra (back to the main story) KAMEK: *chants some strange words and Venus's clothes get burned off* VENUS: *cough* o.o KAMEK: Oops, that was Fire 2. Oh well, is it good enough for ya? ZERO: Well first me and my associates need to take some photos (takes out his camera and starts taking pictures) VENUS: ........Associates? (Other senshi walk away innocently) ZERO: Yeah, associates ^_^ ZERO: (to himself) Half goes to hentai sites, half is for myself ^_^ KAMEK: And me? ZERO: You're free to take some with your own camera KAMEK: ...Bah. (takes out a camera and starts snapping away, but notices the other senshi) Hmmm. (Kamek grins and raises his wand) BRAIN: ARe you pondering what I'm pondering Pinky? (Kamek casts Fire 2) PINKY: I think so brain, but are hampsters legal in Iraq? (All the other senshi's clothes are burned off) ZERO: Hey hey! *snap snap snap* KAMEK: Group pic! Group pic! (teleports them all together) ZERO: Yay! *snap snap snap* ZERO: Now girls, how about some erotic poses? ^_^ MINAKO: OK!!! OTHERS: ................ ZERO: (to himself) I'm glad that my favorite senshi is also not the brightest ^_^ MINAKO: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! ZERO: I said that you're the best looking senshi ^_^ MINAKO: Oh, OK ^_^ ZERO: (To Kamek) Could you pull one of those on the AQ? ^_^ KAMEK: *eyes become $ signs as he imagines the money he could get from hentai sites for those* KAMEK: And while we're at it, how about the Witches 5? ZERO: Whee ^_^ KAMEK: And the 4 sisters! KAMEK: $_$ ZERO: :-D KAMEK: :-$ ZERO: Today is a day that I wish I had a one eyed snake ^_^ ZERO: I'm gonna go talk to Dr. Cain about that X: Iris will be glad... MOON: Ya know, I kinda like posing nude *later* VENUS: Hey I'm getting tired, when do I get my bra? =( KAMEK: Uhhhh. KAMEK: (whispers to Zero) I sold it! ZERO: (whispers to Kamek) Uhhhh, use your wand and bring it back! MOON: Hehehe this posing is fun ^_^ KAMEK: .... X: .... VENUS: I'm glad the Federal Breast Inspectors are helping me find a bra like VesVes's ^_^ FBI INVESTIGATOR: Hee hee? ZERO: I'll never forget the day I got this badge at the joke store, never thought it'd work though X: Quite. X: No offense, Zero, but your girlfriend is a ditz. ZERO: (whispers) That's what makes her willing ^_^ ZERO: Man, I'll have to talk to Dr. Cain about that "adjustment", scoring with Minako is easier than scoring a home run ^_^ X: ...... VENUS: Scoring? Sounds like fun! ^_^ ZERO: Oh, it is! VENUS: Is it like a game? Games are fun ^_^ ZERO: *wink* Yup. The goal is to see how far the other guy can get in before time runs out! VENUS: Yippie! Can we play now!? ^_^ ZERO: Sure! But you gotta be naked! VENUS: I am remember silly? ^_^ ZERO: Of course. ^_^ X: ........Guh. VENUS: Are there prizes? ^_^ ZERO: Like you wouldn't imagine. VENUS: You can't lose can you? I hate games where everyone can't win =( ZERO: Everyone wins. ;-) VENUS: Hey, can the rest of the senshi play too? ZERO: Well sure! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ MARS: Sorry, I'm not into those kind of games VENUS: Well you girls may not want to play! But I do! Come on! MOON: ................OK. JUPITER: I guess. MERCURY: ....Eww. VENUS: What's the wait Zero, if it's such a fun game then lets go play! ^_^ ZERO: OK! VENUS: Boy oh boy! I wodner what kinda prizes there will be! ZERO: You'll see ~_^ VENUS: Where are we gonna play? ^_^ ZERO: How 'bout your bedroom? VENUS: Okay! *runs off to her house dragging Zero with* ZERO: Hee hee hee DAN: This'll prove to be...interesting KAMEK: I'll get the video cameras. JES: I'll get the popcorn! JES: This is gonna be fun, huh guys!? KAMEK: For once we agree. JES: I'd better get my clothes off ^_^ KAMEK: Um... no. X: You do and I kill you. JES: Too late ^_^ (X kills Jes) VENUS: So how do we play? Is there anyone else? ^_^ ZERO: Do you want there to be? Weren't Moon and Jupiter gonna play? VENUS: They decided not to =( ZERO: Ohhhh well. VENUS: So how do we play? ^_^ ZERO: Well... you see... maybe this video will help explain it. VENUS: There are two guys playing in ths video.. ZERO: Nononono, that's one guy and one girl. VENUS: No I'm pretty sure it's two guys, the box says something about gay ^_^ ZERO: ...The hell... ZERO: (makes plans to kill Kefka) ZERO: Um well, it's similar to this, I'll be right back... *@&# (walks off to the video store to get a "normal" porno movie) VENUS: Who is Kefka?? Is he playing too? ^_^ ZERO: Kefka is a bad, bad man who I personally am going to beat the !#&# out of... but back to our game. ^_^ VENUS: Are we gonna play now!? ^_^ ZERO: Here, I have a video of Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. This is how you REALLY play. VENUS: Ooooooooooo KAMEK: Do we have the cameras set up yet? H CUZ: We've had them set up for 10 minutes H CUZ: I hired a crew of Lakitus VENUS: I think I get it! Let's play now! ^_^ ZERO: Okay-hey-hey! (Insert lemon here) VENUS: *tired* That was fun, but I still don't see what I won ZERO: You didn't? ZERO: That felt great, didn't it?!?!?!?! VENUS: Sure ^_^ But wasn't there a prize too? ZERO: ................ ZERO: That... WAS the prize. (Big sweatdrop) VENUS: Oh...okay ^_^ DAN: Okay, we each get a copy and the rest we sell ^_^ H CUZ: Sweet. VENUS: Now... where's my bra? ZERO: (dances around) I got layed! ^_^ VENUS: Huh? ZERO: Um...good game ^_^ ZERO: Wanna go play another round? VENUS: OK!! ^_^ DEDEDE: DeDeDe is on the scene! X: Ummm... the freak show is next door. DEDEDE: Okay thanks DEDEDE: I've been looking ALL day X: o_o;;; MAGUS: I am Magus! Fear me! RATTATA: OK. (fears him) CRONO: Man, I am SUCH a Son Gokou look alike MARIO: Well duh, you were DRAWN BY THE SAME DAMN ARTIST!!!! LUCCA: I look like a freaky combination of Pan and Bulma! Yay! MAGMA LEGUME: Do you now? SHADOW: Grrr! It is I! THE SAME SHADOW, BUT LARGER: Ha! You are a dwarf next to me! SHADOW, MOG, & GOGO: Ha ha! THE ENTIRE CAST OF FINAL FANTASY 4: Here we are! WENDY: Bwah ha ha ???: ....... DAN: The hell? H CUZ: Hell if I know :p ZERO: Today, was a very good day to be alive ^_^ X: Umm... right. ZERO: You're just jealous X because you've never scored with one of the senshi ZERO: You've probably never scored period ^_^ X: Blah. ZERO: Just like Jes who will never score! Bwah ha ha ha ha! ZERO: All hail Zero! The guy who scored with the most beautiful senshi twice in one day! ZERO: Sing the song of Zero! The Reploid, the Myth, the Legend! X: .....No. ZERO: Please? VENUS: Me and Zero have a fun game that we play ^_^ MERCURY: Oh really... VENUS: Yeah ^_^ You should play it with him sometime MERCURY: Explain this..... game.... VENUS: Well, there is a cave, and he's gotta get his bear in it in order to score MERCURY: ........ MERCURY: ...Cave? VENUS: Yeah, my cave ^_^ VENUS: (lifts up her skirt) See? Cave ^_^ MERCURY: o_o; MERCURY: It sounds to me like this "game" is actually sexual intercourse. VENUS: No no no, it's a game! ^_^ silly Ami MERCURY: ......... VENUS: Zero showed me a tape of Usagi and Mamoru playing the game ^_^ MERCURY: Then what's this "bear"? VENUS: Ooooo, well it looked more like a one eyed snake then a bear, but Zero calls it his Bear MERCURY: o_o;;;; That IS sexual intercourse... Urawa-kun once played the same game wi--- er, I mean, I know all about it. ^_^;;; VENUS: That's not sex silly, it's a game! You're pretty dumb for a genius Ami ^_^ VENUS: I like our game ^_^ ZERO: Sing the song of Zero! 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