SMBhq RPC: The Story of Waluigi Meets Luigi

<SK_Da_Narrator> LAST TIME ON SMBHQ RPC: 

<Waluigi> DAD, I'D LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU...

<KKJ_Da_Narrator> Waluigi didn't care about Wario anymore, just Bowser.

<Bowser> What is it son? I'm very busy with Wario.

<Waluigi> Come here...

<Bowser> *sigh* What do you want?

* Bowser comes.

* Waluigi kicks Bowsers' (censored)

* Bowser faints.

<Bowser> My... (censored)...

* Waluigi walks away, throwing a bob-omb into the Power Genrator

<KKJ_Da_Narrator> Waluigi ran away from home not to be seen for a long 
time...
CUT TO: 5 Years later
*KERBLOOM!*
<KKJ_Da_Narrator> Slow-ticking bomb... Anyway, Mario had just defeated 
Wario for the first time on Mario Land. Waluigi was making his way to where Wario had been 
beaten by Mario in SML2. Along the way though, he met someone he'd  never thought he'd meet 
this soon... He met Luigi...

Dun dun dun DUNNNNNNNN!

<SK_Da_Narrator> Luigi was taking a brisk morning walk.

* Luigi walks down sidewalk.

<Luigi> Man, I wish Mario would come home. He sure has been in Sarsaland long...

<SK_Da_Narrator> Luigi wonders why there's a sidewalk in the Mushroom Kingdom

<Luigi> Yes. Yes I do.

<Luigi> Why IS there such a modern convinence here?

<SK_Da_Narrator> beats me

<Luigi> Oh, well.

* Luigi keeps walking.

<Luigi> Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Myer Weiner...

<SK_Da_Narrator> Anyway's, Luigi decided to go see if Mario needed any help.

<Luigi> Oh, right.

* Luigi pulls out good boots and runs to where Mario is.

<SK_Da_Narrator> When Luigi get's to where Mario is 
(wherever that may be), Luigi sees that Mario is all tied up (literally).

<Luigi> Mario? What happen? Did someone set you up the rope?

<Mario> Yes-a someone-a tied-a me-a up-a.

<Luigi> Oh no!

<Luigi> I must save you!

<Luigi> Wait...

* Luigi grins.

<Luigi> Who did this, Mario?

<Mario> Please-a Luigi-a Save-a Me-a

<Luigi> Tell me and THEN I'll unhook you.

<Mario> A-a Purple-a You-a

<Luigi> PURPLE?

<Mario> Yes-a

<Luigi> That's such a creepy color...

<Luigi> Oh well.

* Luigi unties Mario.

<SK_Da_Narrator> Luigi starts untying (sic) Mario, when suddenly he gets hit in the head 
with....a flighing tennis racket

<Luigi> Owie!

<Waluigi> MWAHAHAHAHA!

<Luigi> At least it wasn't a golf club...

* Waluigi throws golf club at Luigi too

* Luigi dodges.

<SK_Da_Narrator> Luigi turns around and sees Waluigi

<Luigi> Who are you?

<Waluigi> I'm...

<Waluigi> WALUIGI! *pose*

<SK_Da_Narrator> Luigi walks around this "Waluigi".  Luigi notes that Waluigi looks a lot like 
him, expect it clearly looks like Waluigi has avoided pasta (and all food in particular).

<Luigi> Man, what diet are you on?

<Waluigi> HEY-A!

<Waluigi> I EAT! sometimes...

<Luigi> I WEAR PANTS! sometimes...

<SK_Da_Narrator> ...

<Waluigi> ICK! sometimes...

<Luigi> Hey, most of the time, I'm home alone.

<SK_Da_Narrator> Waluigi tells Luigi that he is on the Atkin's diet

<Waluigi> I'm on the Atkin's diet, you dolt.

<Luigi> REALLY NOW?! Wow, the one person in the world who survived it...

<Waluigi> Now, YOU HAVE FALLEN INTO MY TRAP!

<Waluigi> MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

<Luigi> Oh no?

<SK_Da_Narrator> A cage falls on Luigi

<Luigi> GASP!

<SK_Da_Narrator> note on ON

<Luigi> Ow.

<SK_Da_Narrator> After the cage fell on luigi, a pit opens below him

* Luigi falls.

* Waluigi buries the cage when it falls down pit

<SK_Da_Narrator> Luigi lands into........Beans

<Luigi> NOOO! MY OLD ARCH-RIVAL!

<SK_Da_Narrator> As in Pork and Beans

<SK_Da_Narrator> Baked Beans

* Waluigi forces Luigi to eat them

<Luigi> YES I KNOW! THEY HAVE DECIEVED ME BEFORE!

<SK_Da_Narrator> Luigi eats the beans

* Luigi eats the beans, complaingly.

<SK_Da_Narrator> and now he is very fat

<Luigi> NOOOO!

<SK_Da_Narrator> Waluigi's plan has worked perfectly

<Luigi> I... can't... stand up....

<Luigi> Mario! Save yourself!

<SK_Da_Narrator> Luigi then feels a funny feeling in his (censored)

<Luigi> What could that be?

<SK_Da_Narrator> Luigi has GAS

<Luigi> NOOO!

<Luigi> It's the Bean's sidekick!

<Waluigi> MWAHAHAHAHA!

<SK_Da_Narrator> Luigi let's out a big stinky

<Luigi> Aww... much better.

<SK_Da_Narrator> Waluigi and Mario have been knocked out
<SK_Da_Narrator> by the stink

* Luigi passes out and has a dream of Pauline...

<SK_Da_Narrator> So, Mario and Waluigi are knocked out.  Luigi is now thin again.

<Luigi> Good.

* Luigi walks out of hole.

<Waluigi> X_X

<SK_Da_Narrator> what he said

<Luigi> Oh, Mario! What have the Beans done to you?

<SK_Da_Narrator> Mario is knocked out silly.

* Luigi shakes Mario, but it is no use.

<Luigi> Good thing I can't smell it.

<SK_Da_Narrator> OK I have narrator's block

SWITCH!

<KKJ_Da_Narrator> Suddenly, Luigi had an idea.

<Luigi> I have an idea!

<KKJ_Da_Narrator> He should hide Waluigi in the hole and take Mario home.

<KKJ_Da_Narrator> But just then...

* Luigi starts dragging Waluigi to the hole

<Wario> Alright! Where's that little annoying guy who defeated me?

<Wario> Mario! There you are!

SWITCH!

<SK_Da_Narrator> Wario runs towards Mario

<Luigi> Nooo! My brother!

<SK_Da_Narrator> Luigi kicks Wario in the (censored)

<Luigi> Yay!

<SK_Da_Narrator> Just then Waluigi wakes up

* Waluigi wakes up

<Waluigi> Oooh...my head...

<Luigi> Aw, why does this always happen to me?

<Waluigi> Ooh...my nose...

<Waluigi> Oooh...LUIGI!

<Luigi> AHHHHH!

* Waluigi kicks Luigi in the (censored)!

<SK_Da_Narrator> Wario walks up to Waluigi

<Luigi> Ohhhh...

SWITCH!

<KKJ_Da_Narrator> Wario noticed that Waluigi was his stepbrother.

<Waluigi> Stepbrother...?

<Waluigi> Is that you...?

<KKJ_Da_Narrator> They hug.

<Waluigi> WHY YOU LITTLE...!

<KKJ_Da_Narrator> YES. DO IT.

SWITCH

* Waluigi strangles Wario for becoming Bowser's favorite son

<SK_Da_Narrator> As Wario and Waluigi are rekindling their relationship/fighting, Luigi quietly 
unties Mario and they both get the hell out of there.

* Luigi runs far away.

<Mario> ::Runs too::

<Waluigi> Wario!

<Waluigi> Quick! They're getting away!

SWITCH!

<Wario> So, what?

<KKJ_Da_Narrator> Wario and Waluigi both agreed to chase after them and ask questions later.

<Wario> I want to hug my brother!

<KKJ_Da_Narrator> Don't. He'll just strangle you again.

SWITCH!

<SK_Da_Narrator> Wario hugs Waluigi anyway

* Wario hugs.

<Wario> BIG HUG!!!

* Waluigi runs after the Mario Brothers with Wario hugging him

<Wario> Stop running so fast! You're hurting me!

<Waluigi> So?

<SK_Da_Narrator> Wario's (censored) bounces along the ground

<Wario> Ow. Ow. OW. OUCH.

SWITCH!

<KKJ_Da_Narrator> Soon, Mario and Luigi came to an unpassable river.

<Mario> Oh no! An unpassable river!

<KKJ_Da_Narrator> Wario and Waluigi caught up to them.

<Wario> Got you now!

<Luigi> This-a is-a the end!

* Waluigi shoves a bomb down Luigi's throat

<Waluigi> MWAHAHAH!

<Mario> Game-a over-a!

SWITCH!

* Waluigi pulls bomb out of Luigi's throat

<Waluigi> HA! fooled ya! I had it on a string!

<SK_Da_Narrator> After Waluigi pull the bomb out, Luigi pulled out his trusty inflate-o-boat and 
He and Mario speed away, while the bomb explodes on Wario and Waluigi.

<Wario> Aw, crap.

***BOOM***

<Wario> Look's like... THE WARIO BROTHERS ARE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!

THE END