SMBhq RPC: The Story of Honey We Turned Into Yoshis
November 9, 2003

<SK_Da_Narrator> One day Wario was taking a walk

* Wario walks.

<SK_Da_Narrator> Suddenly Luigi walks up to him

* Wario sees Luigi.

* luigi walks.......into him

<Wario> Ouch!

<luigi> that hurt me more!

<luigi> so........'sup?

<Wario> Oh yea? I've been working out! You can see my ribs now!

* Wario boasts chest.

<luigi> riiiiiiiiight

<SK_Da_Narrator> Luigi cringes

<Wario> That's it, mister!

* Wario punches Luigi in the nose.

<luigi> my nose! It bleeds like a bleeding nose!

<SK_Da_Narrator> Just then Yoshi walks in

* Yoshi walks in

<Yoshi> Yoshi!

<Wario> I shall eat your soul!

<luigi> err

<Wario> I mean...

<SK_Da_Narrator> Yoshi doesn't like it that Wario and Luigi fight all \the time

* Wario whips out Yoshi-to-english Translator.

<Yoshi> Yoshi hi yosh! (Quit it, guys!)

<Wario> Why?

<Yoshi> because it's stupid

<luigi> it is?

<SK_Da_Narrator> But Luigi and Wario won't quit, because it's fun

<Wario> I like killing my stepbrother/cousin/brother/sister.

<luigi> sister? i'm a freaking guy!

<Wario> Yeah, you wimp.

<luigi> ...

<Wario> Anyway...

* luigi hits wario and gets bounced back 10 feet

<Wario> Haha!

* Yoshi catches Luigi on back

<luigi> you fatso!

* Wario gets Wario Mobile.

<Wario> I'm gonna run you down!

* Yoshi eats Wario Mobile

<SK_Da_Narrator> Luigi and Wario continued to fight.  Yoshi got fed up.  So fed up, 
that he ate both of them.

* Yoshi eats both of them

* Wario is in the stomach of Yoshi.

<SK_Da_Narrator> Yoshi then lays two eggs

<SK_Da_Narrator> Wario and Luigi are in the eggs

* Yoshi looks at the eggs, puzzled

<SK_Da_Narrator> The eggs hatch

* Wario hatches.

* luigi hatches

* Yoshi is astonished

<SK_Da_Narrator> and Wario and Luigi are.....YOSHIS

<luigi-yoshi> i'm a yoshi!

<Wario-Yoshi> Yoshi!

<luigi-yoshi> yoshi! (translation: i'm still green..)

<Wario-Yoshi> Yosh yosh yosh subliminal yosh yosh message yosh yosh 
yosh!

* Yoshi turns the Yoshi-to-English translator back on

<Wario-Yoshi> I'm the child of Yoshi! Ewww...

<Yoshi> You guys can talk still, ya know...

<luigi-yoshi> me too!

<SK_Da_Narrator> Just then Mario comes in

<Mario> Hi-a

<Yoshi> Mario!

<Wario-Yoshi> Mario! You son of a...

<Yoshi> Look at the cute Yoshis!

<luigi-yoshi> err

* Yoshi puts duct tape over Luigi and Wario's mouths

<luigi-yoshi> it's me! your brother!

<luigi-yoshi> *muffled*

<Mario> Ahh.  I-a think-a I-a will-a ride-a one-a

* Wario poops on Mario's foot.

<Mario> eww

* Yoshi slaps Wario

<Wario-Yoshi> Owie.

<SK_Da_Narrator> Mario kicks Wario-Yoshi in the (censored)

<Wario-Yoshi> YOSHIIIIIIIII!

* Yoshi kicks Wario-Yoshi in the (Censored!) harder

* Wario-Yoshi barfs on all of them.

<luigi-yoshi> ...ow...ew

<Mario> That's-a gross-a

* Yoshi punts Wario-Yoshi into a field goal

<Wario-Yoshi> I don't even know what gender I am anymore!

<Mario> He-a needs-a to-a be-a put-a down-a

* Yoshi whispers into WY's ear,

<Wario-Yoshi> Yo?

* Wario-Yoshi listens.
* Yoshi says, "You're a girl now"

<Wario-Yoshi> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

<SK_Da_Narrator> :|

<luigi-yoshi> am I?

<Wario-Yoshi> *gasp* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

* Yoshi whispers into LY's ear, "You're still a boy"

<luigi-yoshi> yay! wait

* Wario-Yoshi runs from luigi-yoshi.

* luigi-yoshi runs away from WY......VERY FAST!

<Yoshi> How do you guys talk if you guys have duct tape over your mouths?

<Wario-Yoshi> We're telepathic.

<luigi-yoshi> we're telepathic!

* Yoshi wraps WY's and LY's heads in duct tape

<SK_Da_Narrator> Wario-Yoshi figures out that all the barfing is due to morning sickness

<SK_Da_Narrator> Dr Mario comes to check on Wario-Yoshi

<Dr Mario> Ahhh. You're-a pregnant-a

* Yoshi eats Dr. Mario, turning him into a girl Yoshi

<Wario-Yoshi> Hey! Don't "inspect" there!

<luigi-yoshi> O_o

<Wario-Yoshi> O_O'

<SK_Da_Narrator> Wario-Yoshi wonders who the father is

<Wario-Yoshi> Hmmm...

* Yoshi points at LY

<Wario-Yoshi> O_o

<Wario-Yoshi> NOT YOU!!!

* Yoshi looks at the egg Dr. Mario is in

<luigi-yoshi> aaa!

<Wario-Yoshi> You're supposed to be my sister!

<luigi-yoshi> brother

* Yoshi see Dr. Mario hatch out of the egg

* Wario-Yoshi plays Dr. M theme.

* Yoshi sees Dr. Mario is now a boy Yoshi

<Wario-Yoshi> SON OF A...

<SK_Da_Narrator> Wario-Yoshi doesn't even consider the fact that he is, in fact, a-sexual.

<Wario-Yoshi> Umm...

<luigi-yoshi> this can't beeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

<Yoshi> I wonder how Dr. Mario is doing in that Yoshi body...

<Dr Mario-Yoshi> Yoshi!

* Wario-Yoshi runs away.

* Yoshi turns the Y-t-ET back on again

<Wario-Yoshi> I LIKE MY VIRGINITY!!!

* Yoshi uses long tongue to catch WY

<SK_Da_Narrator> Wario-Yoshi trips on Yoshi's tounge.........and falls 
on his/her (censored)

<Wario-Yoshi> Aww...

<Wario-Yoshi> That can't be good for the baby.

<Wario-Yoshi> Wait... how did I get a baby anyway?

* Yoshi points to LY

* Wario-Yoshi thinks about the past few nights...

<luigi-yoshi> who knows!

* Yoshi points to LY

<Wario-Yoshi> Ah ha! It must have been the antelope!

<luigi-yoshi> it was not me!

* Yoshi points with all fingers and toes at LY

<luigi-yoshi> i've been a yoshi for 1/100th of a day!

<Wario-Yoshi> ANTELOPE!!! YOU"LL PAY FOR MAKING ME PREGNANT!!!!!

<Yoshi> So?

<Dr Mario-Yoshi> He-a is-a a-a sexual-a

<Yoshi> a-sexual?

<Dr Mario-Yoshi> Yes-a

<Wario-Yoshi> I don't even know what that means.

<Yoshi> what's that? Lesbo?

<Wario-Yoshi> O_O_O

<luigi-yoshi> O_o

<Wario-Yoshi> My third eye has been revealed!

<Wario-Yoshi> I can't help it...

<Dr Mario-Yoshi> No-a you-a can-a reproduce-a without-a.......help-a

<Yoshi> ?

* Wario-Yoshi 's head implodes.

<Yoshi> sperm donations?

<Wario-Yoshi> SHUT UP!!!

<luigi-yoshi> O_o

<Yoshi> Yep

<Dr Mario-Yoshi> Think-a how-a cell-a duplicates-a

* Yoshi scratches head

<luigi-yoshi> it splits...

<Wario-Yoshi> It... (censor)s itself?

<Dr Mario-Yoshi> You-a don't-a need-a do-a s-a word-a

<Yoshi> Ah-a

<Yoshi> This-a is-a fun-a

<Yoshi> Yay-a!

* Wario-Yoshi just passes out.

<SK_Da_Narrator> Suddenly Kamek comes

<luigi-yoshi> hi kamek

<Yoshi> AAAAHHHH!!!! I HAVE BAD MEMORIES!

<Yoshi> (Flashback...)

<Wario_Yoshi> Yo.

<Kamek> What in the world is going on here?

<Wario_Yoshi> I'm a Yoshi-Lesbian now. WHY ME?!!!

<Yoshi> Yoshi, I have you now!

<Yoshi> AAAAHHHH!!!

<Kamek> You are not a lesbian

<Wario_Yoshi> Really? Yay!

<Kamek> You are just a-sexual

<Yoshi> OK, we don't care, just change them back.

* Wario_Yoshi was never taught Sex Ed.

<Kamek> Yeah yeah whatever

* Yoshi strangles Kamek, forcing him to change them back

<SK_Da_Narrator> Kamek changes everyone back

<luigi> yay!

<SK_Da_Narrator> But Wario is still pregnant

<SK_Da_Narrator> meaning he gained all the weight back

<Wario> !!!!!

<Wario> Dangit!

<Antionio> Yay! I'm free of my prison!

<Antionio> I'm Antonio, the lost Mario Brother!

<SK_Da_Narrator> Wario and Luigi stare at Antonio

<Wario> SURE YOU ARE!!!

<luigi> gasp!

<Antionio> A witch cursed me and turned me into a Yoshi.

<Antionio> Now I am free!

<Antionio> Thank you, Kamek!

<SK_Da_Narrator> Wario and Luigi decide to double-team on Antonio for 
all the pain he caused them

<Antionio> Uh-oh...

<Antionio> AAAAAHHHH!

* Antionio runs away like hell is chasing him

* luigi chases

* Wario plays Wario Ware.

<Kamek> You can never find good Italians these days

<Antionio> IS THIS ANYWAY TO TREAT THE LOST MARIO BROTHER????

<Wario> YES!!!

THE END